Everything posted by Cousin Strawberry
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Only 5 Longhorn quarterbacks have an NFL win in the last 25 years? Simms, VY, Colt, Sam and Ewers? I used AI for this stat but former OU QBs have 148 regular season wins in the last 25 years and Texas only has 49? Who am I forgetting about besides Hurts, Mayfield and Murray? Do those 3 really have that many wins?
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Shit HEB Makes (when its open).
I spoke to an employee about this issue and she said they are hand salted before they are bagged so it can be inconsistent.
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
Yes. He knew what he was. She is in complete denial.
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One Battle After Another, the next Paul Thomas Anderson film
Perfidia is the least redeamable character in the film and it's not even close. Complete piece of shit.
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The movie you just watched
The beginning was terrible. When we started watching I told my wife, "Its a PTA movie so get ready for some completely unnecessary, weird sexual shit that will be completely inappropriate if the kids walk in the room." 5 minutes later Penn is getting pegged or his ass eaten. Perfidia is a fucking awful character. It's probably a testament to the writers or her acting ability that I hated her so much I was hoping she would take one center mass every time she was on screen.
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Pocket knife, fixed blade, machete, tomohawk all encompassing thread
I don't carry this obviously but this is one of the 3 knives I have from this maker. He's a GD artist. 5 year wait for my second order.
- Texas Roster 2026
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Worker it? Drone it? queen bee it?
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this Andrew Tate dickhead
I've never seen more poorly thrown punches in my life. The "victor" seems exceptionally uncoordinated and Tate should be embarrassed for losing to him.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
that fall and the resulting moan/scream were the chef's kiss.
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Prime Rib Christmas (Let's talk)
Yeah, we're fucked here. I haven't ventured outside of Westlake, Tarrytown or Circle C but there are no deals to be had. 2012-2015, HEB would sell prime rib roasts for $9.99lb at Christmas. I would buy 20lbs worth, cook a roast for holidays, cut individual steaks, chamber seal and freeze for later. That's never coming back. We're in the end game now.
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It: Welcome to Derry (HBO)
It's going in reverse. Next season will be 27 years before the events in Welcome to Derry season 1. So my maths says 1937 and the Bradley Gang.
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Frozen Pizza - Because sometimes is just sounds good.
Verdict?
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
Not if you are somewhere between the living and the undead. Loud music during the middle of the day, people loitering, kids riding their bikes completely unfazed by drunk or drugged out people fighting like it's normal. That entire complex needs a Thano's snap. No one would even notice. Maybe a few poorly crafted and ill fitting T-shirts with their photo on them to memorialize.
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
He's the problem. My worst nightmare is having to live in an apartment complex near animals like this. Who thinks this behavior is remotely acceptable? These people were born human but they are now something different. They are like people who have drunk the blood of a vampire but haven't made their first kill. They will never be human again. Who lives like this?
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Texas BBQ
Those prices are very similar to Musashino in Austin 3 years ago. Thats expensive for Seguin.
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Bijan Robinson is special
queen with the bean?
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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
If that belt snaps, someone is going to die.
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Twelve killed in shooting targeting Jewish community at Australia's Bondi Beach
Mossberg 183 410? I learned to dove hunt with a bolt action 20.
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Shooting at Brown University
I believe she has also been Baker Acted and cannot legally possess a firearm. Its fucking bizarre who has access to the White House.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Sweeten did porno?
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
It was obvious. If a man was going into the restroom she would bark "Can I follow you in to see how big your cock is?" in front of her manager. She completely lost it.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I know a woman who lost her fucking mind on Chantix. Went from completely normal to believing in alternate realities. Also, started telling colleagues at work, in the open, that she wanted to sleep with them. No one did because she was obviously altered. She was let go.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
No really, who the fuck is that? I am over 50.
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The Sopranos
"I had ice in my veins on your Uncle couch?'