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Mitch Hedberg

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  1. Damnit. Pitch count back to manageable
  2. Espada having Walker batting 4th is nuts. Damn we miss Yordan.
  3. Verlander 7 innings, 3 hits, 0 runs, no decision. Snake bit as us. He’s been good since trade deadline. ERA at 3.75. The one year we decide not to trade for him…
  4. Never mind. Royals suck
  5. Tigers have Atlanta and then finish with 6 on the road with Cleveland and Boston. We can catch them. Wildcard seeding is what it is. Balls to the wall for a bye.
  6. Royals score 3 in bottom of the first.
  7. I sprained an ankle once so bad as a kid that they put it in a cast. No boots in those days. But doctor actually told me I’d have been better off breaking bones than having all the ligament damage. Took a good while to heal and I fought sprains with that ankle later in all my sports through college. If Yordan tore ligaments it could be a few weeks to a couple of months. Bones heal, chicks dig scars but ligaments are a bitch.
  8. Let’s get a double play and get out of here
  9. Espada says Yordan has “significant strain” and “out for a while”. Gee. Doctors sure aren’t as specific as they used to be.
  10. Trammel is about to tweak a hammy.
  11. Cole is an impressive kid. I hope he’s as good as he is playing. Would be a real find.
  12. Only three things can be true, singularly or plural: 1)Arch is hurt 2)Arch is ass 3)Sark has taken two of the highest rated high school QBs ever and turned them into dogshit.
  13. There is no fire with this team. Shitty at bats, half hearted base running. No hunger. Almost complacency. I really don’t even sense any joy in them. Something just seems off in the dugout from recent years. I used to watch every inning of every game but I’ve turned the page to football. It’s not the losing, it’s the way they lose. If they don’t care then I don’t care. Maybe I’ll watch again next year. Maybe.
  14. Garcia was either not fixed right the first time or is just done. Over two years and still can’t go. Not good.
  15. I had more than a few people comment about Arch’s throws, face and throwing motion this weekend totally unsolicited. So many people noticed something weird about it. Especially one of the last out routes he threw before leaving the game. It was almost like a shot put. If he’s not structurally hurt, it’s got to be at least sore because it doesn’t look right. But that’s just through my lying eyes I guess.
  16. Wait until our choice is Altuve or Yordan for DH. Yall trading Altuve? lol Id trade him.
  17. Should have traded Framber. I said and I will stand by it. Oh well.
  18. What’s crazy is that, arguably, losing Paredes has had a bigger impact than getting Yordan back.
  19. Never in a million years could you ever have convinced me that I would be ecstatic to see Jake Fucking Meyers back in an Astros lineup. Weeks of Trammel and Melton will do that to you. What a crazy fucking season.
  20. Ball 4. But fuck the Yankees.
  21. That was best outcome. Thank goodness. Let’s go Pena. One hit
  22. Costanza. Better than a latex salesman.
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