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Mitch Hedberg

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  1. If we are going to get back one of the two scapegoats I much prefer Luhnow over AJ. I know I’m in a huge minority, maybe of one, but I was never a huge AJ fan and his shitting the bed in 2019 is the last thing I need to see from him. Even that being said I’d take him over some of the guys on that list. Wtf.
  2. We are about to see what type of GM Dana Brown is and/or Crane will let him do anything. The real MVP of the Rangers is Chris Young. He rebuilt that team over the last year. We’ve got some serious work to do to stay relevant in our division much less the AL. Free agent market is weak so I’m not sure how much help we will find there. Some bold trades might be in order. But we shall see. And have an exorcism in Minute Maid because that place is cursed.
  3. Let’s bat around! No outs! 2 grand slams!
  4. Haven’t seen shit like this since Eight Men Out.
  5. But can we get a new stadium built by next year
  6. Dusty is the captain of the Titanic and Maldy is the violin player
  7. Absolutely ridiculous.
  8. Damn Tuck take a pitch.
  9. Put Diaz in the bottom and it has a chance
  10. Fuck! Damnit. Tucker should not be 6 no matter how bad he’s going.
  11. Maldy should not get an AB.
  12. All right let’s fucking go! Let’s get our own crooked number. France and Brown get us through 6. Neris Abreu and Pressly bring it home.
  13. Javier another one that can only play on the road
  14. We’re 5-15 at home last 20 games. That’s 1 win out of every 4. Today is game 4. We win. It’s math.
  15. Dubon and Singleton to win game 6 ALCS. This is what we’ve come to
  16. Now they want to sound like the voice of reason. Tell that to Manfred.
  17. Fuck Framber.
  18. Just fuck the Rangers up and send them home. We will deal with the rest.
  19. He came in wild and walked the first batter. No way he wanted to put another runner on with no outs, bottom of 8 in game 5 of ALCS. It’s ludicrous to say without a doubt it was intentional. MLB is a bunch of Karens
  20. I don’t see how the fact that he only hit three batters during the regular season proves anything other than occasionally a pitch gets away. Otherwise it means he intentionally hit 3 batters all year.
  21. They woke the Houston Astros up
  22. I don’t go into the thread of hate very often….I’m guessing the Ranger fans are “six feet from the edge” about now?
  23. Yainer with the pinch hit and catching the 9th, Singelton with the gutsy walk, Kessinger with the great defensive play, Altuve with the big hit, Pressly slammed the door. It’s the kind of shit no one could see coming but the kind of shit that makes games and teams legendary. And my dumbass almost turned it off and missed it. Never underestimate the heart of a champion. Thanks Rudy.
  24. Ryan Pressly you magnificent bastard!
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