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brown water

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  1. Raises hand. It was the trump 2018 thread. And, yes, I kept a screenshot for posterity
  2. Well we know who will be waiting for him in the Buttler Cabin
  3. Anything by sagamore.
  4. He’s defunding the police
  5. I don’t know where trump will go but in a just world the unsold trump 2020 gear should go to needy people in developing shithole countries like the merchandise for the super bowl and other championship losing teams. All the better if there are ways to get the pictures back to him.
  6. Motion to rename thread “Trump suffers world’s worst case of blue balls.”
  7. This one seems appropriate
  8. Great. Another tuck rule controversy
  9. The next three months are going to redefine late term abortion.
  10. Remind me not to make any of your favorite pies
  11. Then shouldn’t we also up the neg limit for frequent contributors? I imagine you’re a net beneficiary of the existing system.
  12. The doctor beings thumbing through the book, and after a few minutes, suddenly slams the book shut and triumphantly replies: "Ok Donald, I figured out the problem; you feel great but you look terrible? You’re a pussy!”
  13. And PLAGUE. Not CHINA VIRUS.
  14. I’m guessing having a headache is not uncommon for Melania.
  15. Wasn’t she known to be a super spreader even before Covid?
  16. They dropped the single barrel designation a while back. I believe due to a change in production process where some bottles combine the last bourbon from one barrel and the first from another to reduce waste. So the vast majority is still single barrel but they can no longer label as such.
  17. Pages flipped. Was asking about this....
  18. Tax experts can you help me understand this? Seems like he deducts the consulting fee. She declares the income. No net tax savings other than payroll which she’s likely maxed anyway because of her w2 comp exceeding the fica limit. Is there something that I’m missing on the income tax side? Or is this about avoiding other taxes like gift or inheritance? Thanks in advance.
  19. I’m interested in your thoughts. I’m waiting to crack mine open.
  20. Quite possibly the worst beer I’ve had was on Koninginnedag in Amsterdam in 2005. Locals said it was like Mardi Gras in Amsterdam. In reality it was a techno music fest with warm beer and no tits. Regardless of size, warm Heineken is shitty.
  21. Miller Lite at the 2015 Masters with my dad. He never thought he’d go to the tournament. The wife was gifted tickets by a friend and she immediately suggested dad should take her place. Got a bit dusty sipping a beer and downing a pimento cheese as we walked past the leaderboard and to the first tee on Friday morning. Mom calls every year now to let me know he’s tearing up when the first commercial and Augusta theme is playing.
  22. Belongs in “Drinking Pet Peeves”.
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