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brown water

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  1. In 2011 he was 35 and had to dip into campaign funds because his personal account was overdrawn. Party of fiscal responsibility.
  2. I’d go Jefferson 16. But mainly because I’m curious of your opinion since I’ve got an unopened bottle.
  3. speaking of $400 bottles...
  4. But seriously I think your problem is using the oven to both sear and cook to temp. If your smoking up the kitchen either way, I’d suggest getting a heavy skillet and getting it as hot as possible on the stove. Then sear it and transfer to a different rack in a 350 oven. My guess is using the broiler gets the oven so hot the internal steak temperature is hard to control and cooking too fast. Editing to suggest using grape seed oil instead of olive oil due to higher smoke point.
  5. Buy a grill. Then use the torch to light it.
  6. They love trump because he gives them permission to be, unabashedly, their worst selves.
  7. Make America ‘Bate Again
  8. Fuck his feelings.
  9. Someday maybe we can hope a president is judged by something higher than the lowest common denominator.
  10. Macron said: “This oak tree (my gift to @realDonaldTrump]) will be a reminder at the White House of these ties that bind us.” Guess it wasn’t a white oak....
  11. He’s a 45 waste.
  12. It would be one of the internet’s greatest contributions to convince trump and trumpkins that “counterpunching” this, as well as the Democratic Party, should be called donkey punching. My life will be complete the day #imadonkeypuncher trends with the maga crowd.
  13. Fify
  14. Probably learned it when banks stamped it across his checks.
  15. ^ solid advice
  16. Calksuckers. All of them.
  17. Good handwriting is the sign of a slow mind.
  18. 26 tequilas 22 vodkas 6 bourbon Very America first. Also fuck anyone charging $16 for woodford reserve. That should be impeachable.
  19. Given the overwhelming support of this admin by evangelicals, one could argue quite the opposite.
  20. And there it is. The victimization mentality that feeds today’s MAGA crowd. Congratulations for being able to rise above if only for a fleeting moment.
  21. The cognitive dissonance is strong in this one. 1. Who cares what he actually knows? He’s “the science guy”. Remember Rs lap up that trump is an expert in literally everything despite lacking formal education around the vast majority of it. 2. Like science really matters to them anyway.
  22. And then assume it’s worse because it takes a special kind of pathology to dream his shit up.
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