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Horn Dog

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  1. Wait, we are giving all the tariffs to the transgender?? And I can get a free operation?? If I can choose the size of my boobs I may never leave my mansion!
  2. I had this same thought. If they trigger the inevitable recession now, and make it really really bad they can still blame it on Biden/Kamala and say they “saved us” if things improve (even slightly) in 3.5 yrs. 53% of the population will remember it this way just like they all forgot about how he shit the bed on covid.
  3. With multiple tariffs looming, farmers who support Trump grow nervous https://wapo.st/4k6EpTT
  4. We will all get fucked, but this will especially fuck over rural MAGA voters who heavily rely on subsidized mail. Good luck getting Fed Ex to deliver your shit in Bumfuck town for 75 cents. Fuck it, lets do it. Burn it all down!
  5. If they refuse to come to the party, take a family picture but have 2 trans Mexicans made up to resemble your mom and dad. Use the photo for your Christmas card and make sure to send it to them.
  6. One of the most evil actions ever seen a US president take?? Come on man. You forgetting that time Obama wore the tan suit??
  7. "Now I'm like: "Dang, why didn't I pick Kamala??" LOL. Yes... why?? I wonder WHY? It's all such a mystery....
  8. Voting results for Spotsylvania Co.
  9. Since he is a veteran, tell him to go the closest VA and ask tor urgent help. When we gets there and its been closed by Trumps cuts, tell him he should go fuck himself.
  10. Yea but have you factored in our navy being commanded by Hegseth and Donald J. Trump? That is one hell of a handicap
  11. Even the kid knows....
  12. Wasn't she the first female graduate from West Point or something like that? Prior SA is guaranteed. Still (or maybe as a result) bat shit crazy.
  13. Its actually a genius move by Elon. The more of these shitty cars that you total, the fewer people trying to trade them in.
  14. That camera is getting a big wad of chewed gum if I see it.
  15. Yea but if you kill off a bunch of poors in shit hole countries, think of how much money we save on future aid!! #MAGA
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