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Horn Dog

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  1. -Disproportionately developed chest and shoulders - skinny wrists and forearms -”always skip leg day” lower body. -size 6 leather combat shoes -rolled up sleeves - duck-like walk That is 99% a white tech bro.
  2. I just had a meeting with our hospital administration because some of the patients at our hospital are confused by some of the big words we use on our standardized consent forms like “chest” and “abdomen”. In asked what should we say “tummy”?? Without flinching he said “yes”. Apparently they did a study and our average patient has the mental capacity and vocabulary of a 7th grader. That is a direct quote. This country is absolutely fucked.
  3. The green hair highlights completes the look
  4. I got 4 kids, 3 in college. Any of you childless fuckers want to adopt one or three of them, and assume the expense, please DM me.
  5. Strategy is straightforward: Running ads means spending money. Campaigning means spending money. Spending money means less war chest to keep come Nov.
  6. You hear that MAGA….NOT FOR MEN!
  7. The 40yr old next to shorty has to be a narc right?
  8. Did your source aay how to sign someone up for this? I got a MIL in need moved out of state
  9. He could literally run on a platform of lining veterns up, shitting in their mouths, and pissing on their children and he would still get 85% of their vote.
  10. Wait, so dirt is “life potential” like a fertilized egg/fetus? Ban farming now!
  11. This gives me an idea. Biden tells Trump he is getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom and will leave with a pardon. At the moment pictured above, Biden strangles the fucker till he shits Big Macs. Banner unfolds "Presidential immunity Bitches!"
  12. Enhance...... Enhance.... Enhance.......
  13. That's it? Such a quaint time that was...when getting caught fuckin around on your wife resulted in political consequences.
  14. When I close me eyes and listen this is what I see
  15. Such a fucking weirdo. A pencil pushing bottom barrel correspondent flexing his “battlefield” experience against a 24yr enlisted sergeant.
  16. In Trump’s defense, most of us would be similarly neutralized in that scenario as well.
  17. Soros is really dishing it out this year! The enthusiasm bonus payments are 🙌
  18. Exactly. You gonna take a shot at a 24yr enlisted man for "stolen valor", then you better be a front line war hero not a fucking paper pusher.
  19. Oilers -vs- Bills 1993?? Too soon.
  20. Walz really should just refer to him as Junior Varsity from now on.
  21. moment of the kill shot
  22. You know who else did pretty good running the economy at the time? Slave owners. Black unemployment was also zero.
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