Everything posted by D_Goose
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2018 Beer
Do you even Red Horn bro?
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Official Surly - Texas At Kansas State Game Thread
Got a several hundred lbs of weight dropped on him as he landed on his shoulder. Classic fucked up collar bone scenario.
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Shane. Shane, now.
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Texas vs USC Game Thread
Wrap up motherfucker!
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Cowboys @ Panthers: Season Opener
Dak was undefeated when Romo was ready to return in '16. Third best passer rating in the league at the time. Jon Kitna was not available. C'mon man.
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Cowboys @ Panthers: Season Opener
Why is linehan calling plays like we have a third stringer in the game? His longest pass attempt has been like 5 yards.
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Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
I might be alright with Tom giving us the tired old "winning is hard" line if we just eeked out a win against WVU or OKST or somebody, but not Tulsa. Not acceptable. They have a half-way decent kicker and a receiver that can catch in the end zone, and we fucking lose.
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Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
Herman's post game bullshit going to be something like, "we won the game, and last I checked winning is a good thing".
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Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
- Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
Pretty optimistic really- Remembering What Mack Did Well
- Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 1)
This shit from Boyd on the final Ehlinger INT: "I'm sure that play will be the focal point of a dozen horrible conversations this week. It's worth noting that Ehlinger was pressured, throwing to his favorite target who happens to be 6-5, and it was third and 10 so there was more than a little pressure to make something happen. The execution was bad, the punishment was an L in the standings. If not for last season, and the last decade really, it would have been an unfortunate ending and a relatively minor stain on Ehlinger's record. Instead, it'll be a talking point for the coming week if not the full season. Joy." Dude needs to get the fuck out with that shit. The fourth fucking time in what, 8 or 9 career collegiate starts this QB ends a game on an inexplicably idiotic and inexcusable mistake and Boyd's like, "but, but, minor blip, but, but, favorite receiver, but, but [cock gobble slurps cock gobble slurps] under pressure [slurp slurp].- Sam Ehlinger
Inaccuarate, poor decision making but runs well? Sounds kinda like someone else on our team who's now a WR.- Any Room for Optimism?
Just like any one of us lounging around the house on a weekend, these players enjoy a good lazy nap after eating a bunch of pizza.- 2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Shit, 1984 Joe Montana would've been skittish behind that O-line from last year. Sam was either too concussed or regarded (or both) to not be that affected.- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
This is what it's come to in the Strong/Herman era, ladies and gentlemen. Arguing about which team was the better loser.- Sam Ehlinger
Herman and Co. have always preferred Sam's personality over Shane's. I think that's basically what their competition has always come down to. How many times has Herman complained about how Shane "wasn't vocal enough"? Truth is he has never really had a fair shake as long as Mensa has been here. As has been pointed out, Shane had pure dumpster fire level OL/RB play, plus Dim Beck calling square peg in a round hole plays.- 2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Shane is seriously just as good, if not better imo, but Herman and Beck clearly like Sam's personality better.- 2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Shit LJH had too much pizza- 2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
Don't we want them eating some fruit and lean protein or some shit? Fucking pizza? Hope they're getting some wings too. Maybe get the hook up on some cold ones.- 2018 game 1 thread :: Texas @ Maryland :: Exiting the Wilderness
I'm tired of our team being full of dumb asses- 2017-18 Dallas Mavericks: Bombing for Bamba
Hit me on my Peja!- Austin FC
- 2017-18 Dallas Mavericks: Bombing for Bamba
^That's pretty damn cool right there. Without looking it up, does anybody know what that 1995 Rockets game could be? Jamal Mashburn taking a dump on Cherokee Parks' chest in the 3rd quarter?- Netflix Recommendations
I watched the first episode but couldn' t get past the background score with that middle-eastern music like from 300 or something. Got damn Vikings fighting Saxons and whatnot on the screen and I'm listening to Ali baba and his magical lamp or some shit? - Game 2: Texas vs. Tulsa game thread
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