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softlynow

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  1. As a community we have arrived at the get off my lawn stage of life. I look forward to being blue-screened by Gen Alpha NPC side-questers with anti-lore straight waffle. Just yapping off script, hard cap, negative aura, straight Ohio behavior.
  2. We can take up the modern analogue of de-nazification when we need to. Right now liberal pols are watching a war machine reaching for high gear, and most are still operating as if this was the Clinton admin.
  3. Banner headline in all Texas (among others) newspapers should be: Trump to Increase Property Taxes.
  4. To be honest, I didn't, nor do I intend to ever, analyze these hate groups reasoning or policy. The policy isn't worth discussion, because it comes from a place of hate and the desire to increase human despair for many who these hateful assholes consider "other." The dicussion needs to be shifted to "why do people like Tyler hate so much." Take the target off the backs of our marginalized friends and family and put it on these fucks foreheads.
  5. Hard pass. Hold fucking still and deliver a strong fucking message into the camera for starters. Then stop dithering. Being strategic doesn't mean hand-wringing and aimless spitballing. Blue dog backbencher is her lane. She should stay there.
  6. I'm tire of coddling these fucks by accepting their label as "pro-family." Their hate groups. Period. Stop allowing them to grab any kind of rhetorical high ground. Hate groups, or just "evil" if you like. Pathetic cunts works, too.
  7. ICE's function should be chasing down every EMPLOYER of undocumented people. Change the mens rea to "criminal negligence," arrest them, prosecute them in significant numbers and shit gets fixed real quick. No need to do anything but regular police work. That in tandem with a generous guest worker program and you're just about done. Terrorizing folks here just to work and build a life needs to end.
  8. Their positions are what the billionaires holding their leash say are their positions. When they know they can't win, they find other work in service of the kleptocracy. It's not insanity so much as narrow self-interest for mediocre people. They've found a path to a comfortable life, lack the ability to carve out another one and return to a middle-class life in relative anonymity is unthinkable. Self-interest drives just about everything, and until the modern equivalent of guillotines come out, that is their actual lives are in real danger, the grift will continue.
  9. 40% of the country in 6 months: "We've always been at war with NATO."
  10. We're fucked less under Vance. He won't start a war with NATO over Greenland, though, and generally this tariff shit goes away. Sure the oligarchy continues. But limping on is better than seeing The Road/Silo/Fallout/Mad Max in reality rather than on a screen. I want to see if Arch and Sark can do it at least, so hopefully, if he survives through his term, he holds off on WW3 for one more season. At least give us a chance at eternal scoreboard in the sport.
  11. The same peope who've been angry are just angrier. The distraction machines keep the requisite folks in line, and the rage against the Dems machine will fire up just in time, better-funded than ever and with more and more tools to delude the have nots their plight is woke's fault. Shit's not changing without a generational catasrtrophe. Something worse than 9/11, the "Great Recession" and COVID combined.
  12. The NFL has trended toward using 13 personnel more often to counter defenses getting smaller and quicker. Maybe the plethora of tackles means we intend to send out a tackle eligible rather often? Could also just be Flood's size fetish playing out given the folks we can get, and we intend to move 1 or more inside, as we've heard.
  13. What do you mean? We've been saying everyone on our schedule treats us as their rival and their Super Bowl for decades. We've always been the Evil Empire, even when we sucked.
  14. You're disregarding the possiblity that there are one or more gods that hate us and enjoy our suffering. Also, do you really think the perfect comedy that is aggy happens randomly?
  15. Internet points for aggy, and kudos from the cult for looch.
  16. Maybe, but you best be really good at HS evals if so. Imagine having Ffrench ride the bench another year at his inflated '25 rate. Either way (1-year only vs. multi-year) has pitfalls. The benefits to the programs of year-to-year negotiations are the lack of dead money on known non-contributors with chaos being the downside. Chaos is useful for the savvy (it being a ladder and all). Though the potential of aggy making a Bobby Bonilla-esqe long-term fuck up makes me lean towards multi-year deals becoming the standard.
  17. You're looking at this all wrong. Shane Gillis IS the one guy doing this. He's actually doing a good job both calling out the idiocy/inhumanity of this regime all the while getting MAGAts to think he's one of them: https://nypost.com/2025/02/28/us-news/trump-reveals-hes-a-fan-of-comic-shane-gillis-says-hes-on-our-side-after-super-bowl-meeting/?utm_source=chatgpt.com HK can dislike him if he wants. Let that shit go. Instead, you should be pointing out how this makes SG unique and a rare talent to be able to navigate our hyper-polarized time. Comics can often be liked across the left-right divide by steering clear of politics altogether, but it is rare to speak about political subjects at length and have a fandom that straddles the aisle.
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