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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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  1. Maybe a little to do with this. And that’s as of Q3 2024. I remember reading he just kept selling. People were making fun of him for it…
  2. Please stick to handjobs and keep the dicks out of your mouth during the next transfer window. Thanks.
  3. No, it violates recruiting ethics. You obviously haven’t read the recruiting code of conduct, edition 69.
  4. Who’s going to tell him?
  5. Whales love when people trade based on emotion. It’s kind of their thing.
  6. So does anyone else, apparently.
  7. Probably a “cover your ass” approach. Make the arrest and let someone else make the decision, so you cannot be accused of failing to arrest a person for a crime, particularly assault on a woman.
  8. What about during sex?
  9. Today I learned recruits steer clear of old coaches. It’s good to finally get an explanation of why Nick Saban didn’t have any success at Alabama.
  10. I don’t follow GERN, but IBRX has been steadily diluted.
  11. This is a great way to avoid taxes.
  12. I called them Ramon noodles as a kid.
  13. What a time to be alive. Of all the Surly posters, I’m putting the most trust in some guy.
  14. He never stopped.
  15. This generation isn’t taking over anything.
  16. Stop loss… what’s that?
  17. I would think merely expressing interest and inquiring about the asking price would be enough for the agent to take it and run to other interested parties. I highly doubt Texas would burn any bridges by throwing fake offers. If only there were business savvy people associated with Texas…
  18. In situations like these, I only hope Texas gets involved to the point of running up the price for other teams.
  19. Turnovers, missed field goals, and shitty red zone play make shit like this possible.
  20. I sure hope he brings his spiral notebook of OSU’s plays.
  21. To be fair, we wanted him retained.
  22. Want to know what Ryan Day heard when you said that? Keep your sons close.
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