Everything posted by Coelenterate Fuccboi
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Markets still falling like whoa
Maybe a little to do with this. And that’s as of Q3 2024. I remember reading he just kept selling. People were making fun of him for it…
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Please stick to handjobs and keep the dicks out of your mouth during the next transfer window. Thanks.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
No, it violates recruiting ethics. You obviously haven’t read the recruiting code of conduct, edition 69.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
You made the list.
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Markets still falling like whoa
Who’s going to tell him?
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Tesla
Whales love when people trade based on emotion. It’s kind of their thing.
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
So does anyone else, apparently.
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
Probably a “cover your ass” approach. Make the arrest and let someone else make the decision, so you cannot be accused of failing to arrest a person for a crime, particularly assault on a woman.
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
What about during sex?
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Today I learned recruits steer clear of old coaches. It’s good to finally get an explanation of why Nick Saban didn’t have any success at Alabama.
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Surly #Stonks
I don’t follow GERN, but IBRX has been steadily diluted.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
This has been entertaining..
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Surly #Stonks
This is a great way to avoid taxes.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
I called them Ramon noodles as a kid.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
What a time to be alive. Of all the Surly posters, I’m putting the most trust in some guy.
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2025 TE Nick Townsend
He never stopped.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
This generation isn’t taking over anything.
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Surly #Stonks
Stop loss… what’s that?
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I would think merely expressing interest and inquiring about the asking price would be enough for the agent to take it and run to other interested parties. I highly doubt Texas would burn any bridges by throwing fake offers. If only there were business savvy people associated with Texas…
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
In situations like these, I only hope Texas gets involved to the point of running up the price for other teams.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Turnovers, missed field goals, and shitty red zone play make shit like this possible.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I sure hope he brings his spiral notebook of OSU’s plays.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
To be fair, we wanted him retained.
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Cryptocurrencies (Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, etc.)
Whoosh!
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Want to know what Ryan Day heard when you said that? Keep your sons close.