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Coelenterate Fuccboi

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Everything posted by Coelenterate Fuccboi

  1. Hey, you guys remember several games into last season when immamac was shitting all over our coaching staff and praising Michigan’s. I remember.
  2. Calling security on the headset
  3. It’s your fault!!!
  4. I guess it’s illegal to overpower the defense.
  5. My guess, Quinn wants to be the starter for the inaugural SEC game.
  6. Is it too late for CTJ to walk on as RB?
  7. I guess heat exhaustion, immediately followed by the ice bucket challenge, really does do permanent brain damage.
  8. And players don’t want to normalize not getting what they are promised, Mr. Plantation owner.
  9. We understand your need to protect the facade but you literally shitting on common sense. Shut off all Texas players’ NIL and see how many quit the team. Guess what? Nobody in their right mind would blame them.
  10. I love it when someone thinks they got a situation all figured out and want to shit talk someone without all the facts. Fact: If Worthy didn’t get what was promised to him, his ass would have quit on the team, too.
  11. Fact is, both parties have reason to lie about the cause of this so I’ll choose not to believe anyone. Mostly, because I don’t give a fuck about either side.
  12. I think Arch will be a great QB. Right now, he locks on to receivers, doesn’t throw with much finesse on short/intermediate routes, holds the ball too long, and needs to learn to sometimes lose the battle so you can win the war. All common for a young QB.
  13. He locks on and is a cocky young QB. He has to be humbled a bit.
  14. Confession time: How many of you have done the Manning shoulder stretches on your couch today?
  15. Sorrell a bit too focused on the blocker and ran right by the QB.
  16. There’s at least one Surly poster who hunts these type of women.
  17. The cocky but unfocused defense.
  18. It’s so nice to not watch them play down to shitty teams’ level.
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