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Guadaloopy

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  1. Shhhh…Dodgers. It’ll all be over soon.
  2. He’s been with the team for nine seasons. He already extended once. He did a deal to buy out his arbitration years and extend for two seasons. If Bregs wants to acknowledge reality as a player who will be 31 before opening day, there’s a chance the Astros can make a deal. If he chooses to live in Boras fantasy land and believe that someone is going to guarantee a contract until after he turns 40, then he’s welcome to float that on the market. Good luck.
  3. Will be there on Friday, then headed to see Garth at Caesar's on Saturday - that is if he isn't completely cancelled by then. Will find a good spot to watch the game Saturday afternoon. Should be a fun weekend.
  4. If I'm being really honest, her character could probably talk me into leaving everything and living on the lam.
  5. Fucking uncanny. I can usually push through a borderline shitty show, but I bailed on this after four episodes.
  6. I didn't hate it, but I didn't walk out of the theater wanting to see it again. Took me a while to reflect on "what the hell did I just watch"? I found it interesting, but not engaging.
  7. Somebody let the Tigers get hot!
  8. Ooooohhh... he dropped an F-bomb in his opening statement. He's a "real one."
  9. They are in first place in the by God SEC, ya stoopid sip.
  10. Today is Penny’s 10th birthday. A few days after her 6th birthday, she started having seizures and was diagnosed with idiopathic epilepsy. It took us a while, but we finally got her meds regulated, and she is now thriving and seizure-free for almost two years. Every day with her since that first seizure has been cherished. She is utterly spoiled but still a really, really good girl.
  11. Brent Venables uses the handicap stall in public restrooms because he likes the extra room to take his pants off when he sits to pee.
  12. This is me with a free October:
  13. We should have used cinnamon. Tigers hate cinnamon.
  14. LOL at Higgy going yard.
  15. Fried nearly got a cowhide enema.
  16. La Piña advances.
  17. LOL @ morons cheering that the "cheaters" were eliminated by - checks notes - AJ fucking Hinch.
  18. Fucking cooler.
  19. Tony Gwynn and Trevor Hoffman are my two favorite non-Astro players ever. Plus I lived there for the better part of a quarter century. Fuck Kevin Brown, but the Padres are cool.
  20. We've been to the top of the mountain twice. I'm already over this loss.
  21. And won the division while your title "defense" ended with a limp dick .481 winning percentage, losers.
  22. Fuck it. LET'S GO PADRES!
  23. I am like a lot of you who are a little bit relieved to be free from the stress, but the Padres are my number two team, so I am all in on them.
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