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2019 Houston Astros Thread
Josh James, ladies and gentlemen, Josh James. Was gonna say send his ass to Round Rock or Corpus, but fuck that - no need for Express and Hooks fans to suffer too. Send him to A ball or just have him pitch at the spring training complex to mannequins.
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Meth-fueled attack squirrel
- Well it didn't look like a two-horse town...
Ain't gonna paddle it - gonna kick it, real hard.- Did you say Jerry Gallo?
Everything that guy just said is bullshit.- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
Imma call Alvarez Cohiba Grande. Yeah double post just cause I’m an old.- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
Imma call Alvarez Cohiba Grande.- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
Imma call Alvarez Cohiba Grande.- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
Reminds of when a shitty ChiSox team swept us in an August series at Comiskey in 2017. Let’s get everybody healthy and hope the end result is the same this season as it was that year.- What are your favorite movie quotes?
“I’m your huckleberry. That’s just my game.”- Blinded by the Light
“You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille - with four hundred children and a crop in the field...”- Stranded Driver On I-40 Flashes 'Horns Down' During Live Interview
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
Spider Man!!!- For all the young'ns here who didn't get to see Roy during his time at Texas
Roy long jumped 25 feet, 6 inches to win the gold at the state track meet his senior year at Odessa Permian. At 6’3”, 200 pounds and I’m guessing not a whole lot of training. Freak doesn’t even begin to describe his athletic ability.- Baylor announces $100m gift for new arena
Yeah, I heard you the first time. Winner to the king. $500.- Baylor announces $100m gift for new arena
Would think they might want to save some of those big cigar donations for paying off the civil suits.- Game of Thrones Season 8 (NO BOOKSPOILERS) thread
I’m just gonna go ahead and roll my eyes at Bran being the favorite.- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
Maccu...McU.....McHu......McYoucannotbeastarteranymore. Let’s score 14 or so tomorrow to give Peacock enough run support for the W and then get ready to kick the silver boot up Arlington’s ass.- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
Pricing this here in hopes of appeasing the baseball gods for this team to pull itself out if this funk:- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
Go ‘Stros!- Alright olds, first movie you watched on VHS/BETA
Raiders of the Lost Ark - I remember it was New Year’s night 1984 because it was the evening after the Cotton Bowl loss to Georgia. Didn’t even realize Miami had beaten Nebraska in the Orange Bowl until after the movie. Seeing the Nazi faces melting off freaked me out, but the Cotton Bowl loss was much more traumatizing.- 2018-2019 San Antonio Spurs: Fuck Kawhi Leonard
Go Spurs Go! Helluva run lately and here’s to Pop and the team wading through the shit this year to provide us a little joy.- do you ever yearn?
El Paso. I spent a month there one night.- Best Burger in Texas (and each state)
Amarillo Burger is my favorite there - roasted serranos and jalapeño jack cheese.- Bourbon
Found it at Spec’s here in the Austin area.- Bourbon
Tried a sample of this a few months ago and really liked it - have finished off a couple of bottles and like to keep it on hand. Good stuff. - Well it didn't look like a two-horse town...
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