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ButtFumble

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  1. these probably could have gone in the Vic's Friend's Food thread too
  2. this looks like another of the Texas teams that thinks you get spotted 14 points for putting on the Texas uniform
  3. get off the train and get on the boat!
  4. need to answer here or this shit could get uglier
  5. need to hold them to a missed field goal
  6. i if Texas did not score there I thought someone was going to have to make a phone call...
  7. what a fucking catch!
  8. should have stabbed him in the butt butt muscles take forever to heal and every time you sit down it is painful as hell....I learned that trick when one laborer stabbed another in the butt a few times at Cornelius Nursery on Voss for stealing his pruning shears
  9. /s random maury show potential baby daddy
  10. it had a comment about never being able to get them to 165°F or whatever, but of course the thermometer is in °C
  11. it is not a tonsure it is a tonbro
  12. he must be Sip adjacent to keep screwing aggy like that!
  13. someone either needs to pound down the shoulders of that Gomer Pyle ref or squeeze the shit out of him so his head pops back up from his body cavity
  14. would Jackson Arnold be a better QB if he changed his name to Jackson Darnold?
  15. I want to have fun seeing Iowa lose, but I want to see Indiana lose more because it is stupid that the Big 10 has so many ranked teams
  16. it is fun to see USC lose
  17. does it take away from the message when you have "Grind" kind of laying there flat on top of your beer gut on your 4XXLB shirt
  18. yea I was just reading about that earlier today......they are trying to say "homeless people and high water".....which I do not remember any recent flooding in Houston and one of them was a UH student
  19. so 35 years from now we will find out who is dumping bodies in Lady Town Bird Lake
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