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ButtFumble

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  1. is there an ignore feature for the note banners that sometime appear at the top of the forum?
  2. if you have a car painted matte black especially an old beater or an older truck or SUV there is a very high likelihood you have experimented to determine the potential benefits of meth
  3. who in the fuck web stalks some rando coaching staff member at Texas Tech
  4. it doesn't say he was a pipe fitter.....it just says he worked at a fire hydrant factory.....he could have been in sales, he could have been the top metallurgist, the CFO, or a number of other things besides sitting by a hot casting line every day
  5. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-14765005/Ex-Seton-Hall-baseball-player-sexual-hazing-rituals-toxic-culture-lawsuit.html found a good candidate for the next aggy baseball coach.....he will be rested and ready by the middle of next season
  6. it looks like a ghost is already punching him
  7. holly shit I know him we grew up in together (he is actually a great guy and was a hell of a lot of fun to hang out with back then)
  8. but Texas already has a quality OOC game home and home the idea that lower level SEC schools that lose a shit quality buy in win will remain competitive over the long haul or even in the short term is simply not true.....they will fall off the map in short order and will be as uninteresting (probably less) as any former shit quality Big 12 team was so attendance for Texas at home will fall off the map for those teams and will be no better than the shit quality buy in win Texas already has Texas sells winning and winning big on a national stage.....aggy sells "we in the sec sec sec" and "conference games it just means more"
  9. 9 conference games sucks stay at 8 Texas eats what it kills and does not need "the other conference members" to carry the schedule....Texas can get anyone and everyone they want on the schedule and Texas is a national brand not a conference fanboi (we can leave that to aggy) if you have the weaker programs start taking another L in a conference game instead of an OOC cupcake that drags down the entire league just as the 8 vs. 9 conference game study on the old PAC 12 showed there is no "good loss" on strength of schedule and there is no strength of schedule points for "a tough conference foe loss" vs. a win over shit state u......and the worse your other conference members are that impacts you directly when you play them and that impacts the other members of the conference when they play them.....and then the other members of the conference that you play bring their weakened strength of schedule to you as well.....plus the additional game just makes it even worse.....it is a 3X hit to strength of schedule.....weakens yours as a direct opponent, weakens other conference members and that carries over when you play them.....and in the case of Texas that can get a quality OOC game it weakens it yet again with a conference game replacing a better OOC game fuck this inbred 9 conference game bullshit stay at 8 and be a national brand.....let aggy and others schedule each other "out of conference" if they want more conference games which is equally if not more stupid, but the ACC does it on purpose and the Big 12 did it last year (and I think this year) because they were too lazy to change up already scheduled OOC games when new members joined......and one can see the results with struggling worse than the ACC to get teams in the playoffs
  10. what about Clay Matthews Sr. Clay Matthews Jr., Clay Matthews III......and Ashley Nick granddaughter of Clay Sr. that plays pro "football" soccer Bruce Matthews, Kevin Matthews, Jake Matthews, and Mike Matthews that has been on NFL practice squads, and Luke that could go pro if he smartens up and transfers from aggy Troy Niklas (Bruce's Nephew from his sister-in-law) oops shit they are on the list, but only 3 of them
  11. I have decided that Surly can be a source of useful information as well as just a fun time waste so I am now going to decree an official certified weight to "a Shit Load" and "a Shit Ton" of whatever I hereby decree that a Shit Load is One Dozen Stone so we all know a Dozen is 12 and we all know that a Stone is 14 Pounds........so a Shit Load is 12 X 14 Pounds = 168 Pounds A Shit Ton is One Gross of Stone so we all know a Gross is One Dozen Dozen (from buying fireworks of course) so a Shit Ton is 12 X 12 X 14 Pounds = 2016 Pounds (so slightly more than just a regular fuck all ton) so A Shit Load is 168 Pounds and a Shit Ton is 2016 pounds......if you are paying for either of those and getting less than that weight when you scale out then you got fucked and you need to make a complaint I have taken the liberty of contacting the National Institute of Standards and Measures (NIST) Office of Weights and Measures (OWM) to make sure they have these simple and clear definitions of these important units of measure and I encourage all forum members and lurkers to do the same https://www.nist.gov/pml/owm
  12. so this popped up for me on youtube the other day......is Alison Moyet completely rude in this video or just impolite? she is clearly not the most rude lady out there, but she is clearly trying to express her rudeness.....does she get additional rudeness for that attempt? and yes there is a lot of other rudeness going on
  13. fuck I thought it was football season already 😡
  14. that "look" is getting him some ass that is 48 years younger than he is (it still looks stupid though)
  15. this is a huge win for aggy do the math with me here yesterday was a 2-1 Texas win so Texas beat aggy by 50% more runs tonight is a 3-2 win by Texas so Texas only won by 33% more runs so tomorrow will be the coupe da grass for aggy when they lose 4-3 and Texas will have only won my 25% more runs with aggy closing on Texas like that it is inevitable they eventually dominate
  16. this #30 pitching for aggy looks like a "big boned" Case McCoy
  17. that means next year is their year when they get Texas at home and Texas does not have the "gift"schedule' from the SEC SEC SEC
  18. that play and run score reminded me of watching Gusball
  19. https://www.espn.com/watch/player/_/id/cb3b73e8-3add-4306-ac5f-5e170ff372fb?om-navmethod=global%2Bscoreboard the above is working for me......I have no cable TV service at all it just worked
  20. once Shedeur plays and tears it up he will have the last laugh when his ownership % in Big Baller Brands becomes worth hundreds of millions
  21. you are sitting behind Dr. Emmett Brown?
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