Everything posted by Quagmire
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
Please continue
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
Love how this team is playing , absolutely dominating the puck
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
Penalty kill is deadly
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
Hahaha stupid blues fans
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
He’s a hot head and can’t take a loss mental midget boy
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
This too, never seen so many come up empty
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
Bahaha rookie boy is rattled and falling apart!
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Yeah I’d show up with some gi joes to distract that kid and bang her
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PSA - if your AC unit stops working
Shit if your ac unit is more than a few years old I’d take the panel back and see what kinda of capacitor it has an order one anyway. Nice to have one on hand because you know the shit will break at the wrong time
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Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
Has to be a shaggy poster
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
No, double penetration
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Dallas Stars 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread
These refs are fucking Terrible. Blues acting like pussies cause they are getting schooled
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PSA - if your AC unit stops working
Perhaps , although they seem to give up the ghost after about 7-8 years.
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Need new career to make decent $$$....making websites perhaps?
If you are willing to let dudes buttfuck you I think you can make some money that you speak of
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PSA - if your AC unit stops working
Grainger sells them locally here . Or amazon if you want to shop online
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PSA - if your AC unit stops working
Replace the capacitor first before you call your AC guy out. I’ve fixed 2 units for 15 bucks each doing this . If you turn your ac unit on and the compressor won’t start or starts then stops shortly after it’s probably the capacitor. Usually when they blow they look like a coke can that’s been dropped on the ground . Takes about 10 minutes to replace and usually just 3 wire clips to attach. First time it was my home ac unit, compressor fan would start then stop , replaced capacitor and all was good. I had already called ac guy that day but called him back and cancelled the trip before he got there. Could tell he was kinda pissed when I told him I fixed it . I bet it’s 300 bucks at least for them to do it. Last week my pool heater stopped working, it’s a heat pump so functions essentially the same as an ac unit . Replaced capacitor and back in business again. Figured I’d share to hopefully save someone from getting bent over (giggity)
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Gym Pet Peeves
So I noticed that when most girls work out their nipples get hard. So I asked my wife why girls nipples get hard when they work out , she then accused me of being a pervert. Oops
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Laptop for son.
Yep better invest in a jizz proof keyboard
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Requesting all ranchers. Will cows beat me up?
They are usually friendly up until the point you try and fuck them
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80 yro Dad wants to Smoke
Last Denver trip I had some stuff left over. I contemplated tossing it but said fuck it. Cruise through security line no problem , get to the front and notice a dog sniffing everyone , fuck, butthole tightened. The two lines merge and it’s my time to pass dogs , some lady starts to go at the same time , I tell her to go first, she tells me no go ahead, godammit just get out of the way before I start sweating . Dog sniffs and I keep going , butthole loosens. Was a bomb dog not a weed dog , party time!
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Removing escrow from mortgage
It’s easy to get 2% , congrats on giving your lender free money to invest for paying 2 bills a year . No it’s not much but fuck em they shouldn’t get to keep that money
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Removing escrow from mortgage
Escrow / taxes - only reason I mentioned 80 % is because my lender requires you be out of PMI to take away escrow. Figured most did as well
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Removing escrow from mortgage
Correct , once you get more than 80% LTV they remove PMI, mine did it auto magically
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Removing escrow from mortgage
Contact your loan holder Essentially you have to have 80% LTV, no 30-60 late payments in last 24 months, loan must be 2 years old minimum, etc If you have a FHA loan you are out of luck, it’s a requirement