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Chips O'Toole

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Everything posted by Chips O'Toole

  1. My settings seem to reset every week or so and turn the sig back on. It's probably right after an update but it's getting ri-goddamn-diculous.
  2. That's a good move by Cummins to preserve the name Max for his eventual porn career.
  3. Jimbo's exuding so much sex appeal that it's trying to escape out his beltline. /meemaw
  4. It is, and I had forgotten how much I enjoyed the old version too.
  5. My wife is riding this crazy train as well. I honestly don't know what the fuck to think re:owltheory, but watching it a few years ago I didn't think he did it.
  6. This is like bragging about the mansion you just purchased and then posting a pic of a bridge hovel.
  7. It wasn't a one-off, sadly.
  8. I think Karen, the swampy bitch, is the one concerned about the horses crippling all they 5 stars, and the Anderson-Perkins-Di-Baggio-Schuster is correcting her swampy misconceptions about Texas rodeos. Unless I'm misinterpretizing authentic paid-Facebook gibberish.
  9. Nothing drives the sips nuts like calf roping and delicious Texas BQ.
  10. 2 weird fucking goals and we're 1-1 4 minutes in.
  11. EJ must have so many complex emotions right now with both his teams attempting to out-bedshit the other. Feels like a 3 or 4 frappe day.
  12. Completely ridiculous pass and first touch on that goal.
  13. I'll try it, but there's no way it can beat a delicious milksteak. Sent from my Nexus 5X using Tapatalk
  14. I think I need a break from this thread. It has given me an actual sad.
  15. Maybe in case she has a heart attack? On account of Jimbo exuding all that raw masculine sexuality? Throw in a pair of Brew's sinewy legs and you got y'self a scrumptious manstew going.
  16. There's really no doubt in my mind that he gets dinged up in the season opener and peaces the fuck out of QB1. Amazing that this kid is still trying to fuck everything up for himself.
  17. Looks like bbq Dr. Scholl's to me.
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