Everything posted by Homesickhorn
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I honestly think with Ole Miss’ passing offense that we could’ve shut down their playoff chatter, had the game been played.
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2021 NCAA Baseball
Hey Lucci, what about a member of that ‘99 aggy team that you were so fond of leaving your nose permanently disfigured when you and your friends tried to jump his brother?
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High
You’re probably right. 1.9lbs, but that’ll go down substantially once they dry out.
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¡Snek!
Swayze, I’m down in Portland (TX) working a vax event. I’m heading to Brownsville in the morning to the bird sanctuary. Given my luck coming down here, I’m dead set on seeing the unicorn. I get back tomorrow night, but I’m available Friday evening if you want to head out there. I’ll do the heavy lifting in order for you to get some good camera shots. Good low angle stuff. Fur, and early mornin’ dew. I need to catch a baby green for little homesick. He’s spent almost a month researching how to keep on in a domestic habitat, and has the whole terrarium ready to rock and roll.
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UAP Pentagon Report (UFOs, Foo Fighters, Commie Drones)
You left out one who I always felt deserved a “thank you” from Princess Lea for giving her the idea.
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¡Snek!
I almost reached out on my way into town from San Antonio this afternoon. Shit.
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¡Snek!
Don’t kill egg snek. Collect eggs in a timely manner, and egg snek isn’t a problem. He’s typically killing rats in or around the coup. Eggs left unguarded are free game. Sucks that they killed it. Ask them how many rats they have in about two weeks.
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Meanwhile, in Jerusalem...
Somebody get a load of this bitch right here.
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Meanwhile, at Chernobyl…
Don't click on the link. It's just fucking sad.
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Which one of you assholes lost a tiger?
One of the benefits of going to high school in Kerrville, was the surge of camp counselors who showed up at the beginning of summer, mostly private school girls from Houston (Duchesne, St Agnes, Kinkaid). When they'd get their days/weekends off and go to the river, it was like shooting fish in a barrel. Many a boyfriend back home ended up catching whatever I had that following fall.
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China was preparing for a 3rd World War with bio weapons - including coronavirus - 6 years ago, according to a People's Liberation Army dossier in 2015 and uncovered by the US State Dept
So basically, they’re taking “pee pee in our Coke”, to 11.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Exactly this. Baseball pants are white, white with pin stripes, grey, or grey with pin stripes. I would venture to say that I like the Ole Miss powder blue uniforms (or that they were at least growing on me), but they can’t fucking win whilst wearing them. So, the uniforms had their chance, but are dead to me now.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Yet they still beat us. Wearing those stupid, hilariously ugly, disgusting fucking uniforms. Watching that dipshit hit that grand slam made me want to scratch the roof of my mouth with the business end of a 9mm.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
He’s actually a really good guy in real life. Which is why I responded to his comment as such.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I just got back into the thread, but did I miss something? Didn’t he just lose his mom or dad. Can’t scroll up because I’m already all in on commenting, but damn man.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Seriously, it looks like what the olds were doing the night before they discovered the eggs at the bottom of their communal pool in Cocoon.
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How Fox News works
Man, I really hope that's the case.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
That just made my day.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Coming strong with the Ten Things I Hate About You reference. Talk about a trip down memory lane.
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¡Snek!
And I almost ran the poor fucker over. Maybe it was because I was excited to get my truck unstuck. Here’s a frog about a 1/4 mile down the road while Patricio was fondling rat snek.
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¡Snek!
Text me when you head out there manana. I drop Lil Homesick off at school at 7:25am, and I’m off tomorrow.
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¡Snek!
A couple more of Patricio’s unicorn.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I just responded to his tweet.
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Hood fights and other hood shenanigans
When you’re here, you’re fam.