Everything posted by GoPokes83
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We go to McDonald’s way too often. It’s close to the kids school and she wants to hit it on the way home, etc. My wife, being all about shopping likes to order on the app and collect points, get some discounts and free food, which is great. However… For some reason she doesn’t like to park in the spots outside reserved for online orders, she still wants to go through the drive thru line, no matter how long it is, which IMO completely negates any advantage of ordering ahead and ensures the food they prepared (supposedly) when we ordered 15 minutes earlier has been sitting there waiting, and then she complains it’s always cold.
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Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
He takes care of himself and gets lots of sleep at night knowing Carshield has him covered.
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Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Saw Annie Potts doing an interview with a Houston station and she was talking about how she gets a jumpsuit in this one and gets to fight the ghosts with the guys. That made the low fuel light come on as far as my interest in seeing this goes. Probably wait until it’s streaming.
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You can time travel to any time/event in the past... where you going?
That’s going to be some unbelievably gory shit on a crazy unimaginable scale. No thanks.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
If your cabin was anywhere near Superhero’s kid you may want to rethink that.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
No way a Blue Jay or Cardinal is defeating a grown rattlesnake. Annoy it maybe, but if they do it long enough they’ll enter the find out zone.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Now do it with a bicycle lock. Carefree attitudes like trying a small piece of baling wire to stop something that’s smart enough to figure out a gate latch is the type of critical thinking that makes you decide to go swimming with murder stingrays!
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This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
That’s what he gets for thinking that guy won’t hit a dude wearing a skirt.
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One signal that screams you won’t like this person
Loose fitting white shirt and pants on a beach in Mexico guy says howdy!
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Biting your tongue for 5 decades or so will probably make conversation painful.
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
Millers Crossing was on this weekend and as soon as I saw it was on I watched it. And I do that almost every time it’s on. The writing, casting, cinematography and acting are near perfection. Goodfellas is fantastic but if I see its on I can usually “meh” on past it. Maybe it’s because Goodfellas seems to be on 24/7 in its edited form on some satellite station or another. (Lookin at you TBS)
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Helping your wife through The Change
Head down, mouth shut and let it run its course. Be supportive if consulted but there’s nothing you can really do to help, but all kinds of ways you can get sideways with her by playing Mr Helper.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Do large tractors have some type of LoJack system in them? On my way home I’ll see a couple of really nice tractors out in the rice fields that had to have been well over 400k just sitting in the same spots fairly close to the highway for several days. Seems like some nefarious types with access to a semi could make off with one fairly easily and be gone for hours or even a day or two without it being noticed. Always seems like a big investment to just be sitting there unattended on wheels or tracks.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Yeah, I’m not eating Whataburger wings.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Don’t try this at home, even with these extremely detailed instructions.
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Greatest TV scenes ever
Dude may not have seen well enough to read, but could have fumbled his way to an optometrist shop and made something work. Minor setback, suck it up.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
This is the perfect old dude concert lineup. Two great bands then leave before Def Leppard, beat the parking lot traffic jam and home early for a good night’s sleep!
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Not hand made mind you. And they probably used some type of knife.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Me too, but I was born 24 years earlier.
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News stories that remind you of Surly
It’s weird that some random coworker can just be some fucked up psychopath waiting to snap. Or at least that’s how a bunch of guys I used to work with put it.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Original version. Who has time to photoshop this and to what end?
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The movie you just watched
The Brave One (1956). A Mexican kid tries to get a Presidential pardon for his pet bull instead of some matador killing it in the ring. It had 3 stars but that entire killing the bull culture is/was just too fucked up.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
This entire thing hinges on whether it’s a gamble or a gift. If I can just try for a million then I’m going to bomb away, if there’s a chance I can lose a dollar I’ll just be waiting in the truck.- RIP Meat
He was pretty much out of acting since the 90’s. Wonder what he did for a living? - Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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