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Lhorn

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  1. Gotta put a piece of masking tape and write “Texas vs Baylor 1994” so no one else watches the video.
  2. PrizePicks commercials are amongst the most hatable in current rotation. Everyone of them. The sports bar where men and women in equal proportions having passionate debate about football. “He’s made different.” Yeah…. These douche bags: I don’t know, don’t want to know who they are. “Run it!” “I told y’all.” [chest bump]. My father saw that commercial and asked me what “run your game” means. I didn’t have the heart to tell him it was code for loving to eat cream pies.
  3. Never saw Point Break until about 3 weeks ago. I’m kicking myself and feel like I need to watch at least 7 more times to make up for lost time.
  4. Lhorn replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    Oh hell yeah!!!!!
  5. Even squat thrusts? I’m gonna call bullshit.
  6. 9 fucking sacks from a true freshman.
  7. There must be something there for people to have watched it for generations but hell if I can understand the appeal.
  8. https://nypost.com/2025/02/14/sports/texas-aampm-brutally-roasted-after-unveiling-new-jerseys/
  9. Just bring a Temu windbreaker. You’ll be fine.
  10. You’re right, not true. The semen database is generally kept by a junior employees.
  11. Not since OJ pledged to find the real killers have I heard words that sounded so hollow.
  12. Fake gold, fake army. Sounds about right.
  13. Anytime I hear someone talk about how good Smith is, I’m gonna be tempted to tell them “1 catch, 3 yards.”
  14. Lhorn replied to GHOST HORN's topic in Football
    Bob Stoops would have gone for 2
  15. GH can’t conceive of a scenario where Texas is anything more than a mediocre, middling, also-ran in the SEC and they are perpetually on the cusp of vying for conference supremacy. Never change my friend. His myopia just adds to the mystique of aggy weirdness.
  16. Lhorn replied to GHOST HORN's topic in Football
    Holy shit?!?! 24 years????
  17. It’s hard to explain. Especially a guy like him who has so much to lose.
  18. That’s the real tragedy here
  19. Let’s not go crazy here.
  20. On the list of “also receiving votes”
  21. I’d rather hear Frank Ross say they’re fine rather than hearing it from Boyd. Hope he didn’t ruin his career this close to reaching NFL pension
  22. Integrated skillet? Never heard of that. Like a griddle?
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