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2025 TE Nick Townsend
He looks big and athletic. Some would prefer small and lumbering but I disagree.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
She’s pissed because the guy she left him for lives in a 2 bedroom apartment.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Lady sees the whole thing and just casually strolled by like “ain’t my business.” She probably got home and didn’t tell her family about it for 3 days.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Dangling him over a poop filled Pringles can seems like an odd punishment but justice comes in many forms.
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Is her name Elaine?
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Texas has won the 2023-2024 Directors Cup
Beauty??
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
If I were him and were banned I’d still show up at the competition but as a spectator. I’d bring 80 vegan hot dogs and a guy with an iPhone to livestream it. I’d stand right next to the stage and when the competition starts I’d start mowing through vegan hotdogs and give myself my own wrestling belt trophy when I own the competition by at least 20 dogs. It’d be an unofficial win but the world would know who’s still the king.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
What in the hell does this mean?
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2025 OL Jordan and Devin Coleman
Thats probably why their parents pushed them so hard to be good at football… so UT would have to feed them for 4 years.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
I’d like to think that AB squeezed off a few rounds of return fire.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
That’s some dumbfuckery right there. Because you can’t reverse that ratcheting wrench (you’re supposed to flip it over to tighten), your best play is to get some vice grips on flanged bolt (that’s not a washer IMO) and retighten it enough to get the wrench off and take the bolt out like a non-dumbass, with an open ended wrench. If that is a washer, you gotta just grab the threads with a skinny vice grips or needle nose pliers. Probably gonna screw up the thread a bit but oh well. Oh yeah, take the belt off first. That belt looks like it’s still got tension on it. Some people would be better off paying a mechanic. also, that doesnt look like the alternator. It looks like the tensioner. Does that dumbass think that you remove the belt by taking the pulley off the tensioner? Ooofff. Let your wife do it.
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All Things Brisket
Uh…. Where’s the bushel of parsley? j/k. If I learned one thing from cable TV competition BBQ reality shows, it’s a ton of parsley in the box.
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Earl Weaver was a national treasure.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
that is a huge ass …. I mean, not for Walmart but for the “entertainment” industry.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
They are putting a lot of savagely ugly people in commercials of all sorts these days.
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As the late great comedian Patrice O’Neal would say “pussy ages like bread, not like wine.”
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I guess it’s Mario working a stripper pole? I hope there’s more to it, because otherwise extremely lame.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Never heard of the Elks but good for him I guess. Getting money to play a game is pretty cool but I hope he’s taking HVAC repair classes in his free time.
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Phil Simms, Boomer Esiason out at CBS
God these pregame shows are terrible. The ex jocks in their fine suits putting on fake debate, pretending to bust balls ever so politely. When they get to the big open area in the studio and, in their suits, line up against each other and pretend to demonstrate how to do a swim move or press cover a WR, it’s pretty cringy.
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Aggy AI thread of dominance
I like how AI can’t figure out how to spell “A&M.”
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Put it on the wall- Aggy AI thread of dominance
Paging Vic….- 2024 NFL DRAFT
From the Texags post above: “Brooks is in the same class as Amari Daniels & LJ Johnson. No one wanted Brooks over those guys, not even sip. That's why they were pushing so hard for LJ to commit.” So, “we didn’t want him. Texas took a 3 star and turned him in to Doak Walker finalist and first RB taken in the draft. Advantage aggy?” - Tell Me About Texas a&m
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