Everything posted by Lhorn
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
In case you wanted to know more about the Jardiance lady: https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/of-interest/2023/10/18/jardiance-commercial-actress-trolls/#
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Steve McMichael (Mongo) Suffering with ALS - now HOF Bound
What an unfathomably cruel disease. God bless Misty. I’m sure she didn’t think this is how her marriage would go. i can’t see him making it to August but so happy that he finally got this well deserved honor.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
She’s calling her dad a “loser boy?”
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Bijan Robinson is special
You’re both right. It’s an ugly ass shoe with a terrible color combination. Bijan rules but I doubt he had any real input into shoes otherwise they’d be a masterpiece.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I hate that fucking commercial but Gillette seems pretty committed to it so I always assumed the young guy must be someone famous, athlete or something. Turns out they are a couple of TikTok tards. I’m insulted that Gillette thinks those two assholes would make me buy their razors.. https://www.looper.com/1389075/who-father-son-gillette-labs-commercial-joe-mele-frank/
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I kinda like the Wendy’s “egg man and saucy boy,” “ two hot coffees” commercial. While I was looking for this clip, I ran across this dimwit on Reddit:
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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Doubt it. Racist former Price Waterhouse intern Daniel Figurelli is a little more build and has teeth that look like he’s been chewing on lock washers. He also got married recently. If this were DFigs I’d consider it my duty to inform his newly wed wife.- Alabama to perform 1st nitrogen gas execution
Maybe it wasn’t his request but he definitely had a “last meal.”- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Those poor bastards are in hell. Watching their hated rival absoluting killing it and pretending it’s all smoke and mirrors while simultaneously mired in mediocrity and pretending they’re maki g all the right moves and playing 4D chess. You can smell the denial in those posts.- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Those tits are hot- 2024 WR Isaiah Bond (Transfer)
Oh Lane!!- Collecting Longhorn Sports Memorabilia
Wow!!- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Not FB, but YT…. Apparently there are several videos on how to make a flashlight like device to hold flowers? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MxhK_TJGm7c https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=czYpbMx3dnU- Post a pic that makes you lol
We’ve had to live in the mighty shadow cast by the aggy meat judging team and I’ll be got damned if UT is gonna acquiesce the mantle of dressing up like cowboys and shooting metal plates to the like of TTU.- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
This one is so damn good. “Ive been holding onto these pieces of crown molding because you never know when you’re gonna need it.” ”I do… and it’s never.”- 2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Johntay?- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Hilarious. They’ve made “SEC” their identity and now want to run away just to get away from Texas.- Ja'Tavion Sanders--the Offense's Agent Zero
Sanders declared for the draft. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/39253551/texas-tight-end-jatavion-sanders-declares-nfl-draft Good luck. It had been a long time since we had a badass TE before Sanders.- Bijan Robinson is special
Condiments seem to be his wheelhouse.- Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Lol at having veto power to prevent tu from riding their coat tails to the Big 10.- Jonathon Brooks is a Bad Mother Fucker
Kid was amazing. Injury sucks but if he’s still expected to go so high despite the injury, he needs to go and get paid. Good luck to him in the league. Wish him health, happiness and success.- Jordan Whittington appreciation thread
Wish we could have him longer but everything has to come to an end. He was worthy of more targets than he got but never complained and you knew he’d never leave for more playing time etc. Like Rojo you knew he bled orange without ever having heard him talk. Just the way he played and carried himself on the field. Hoping he stays healthy and gets a chance to play in the league. Thank you for everything you gave the Longhorn Nation.- CFP Semifinal: Texas vs Washington - 7:45pm on ESPN
Bittersweet to have a chance to win in a game where we were handily outplayed yet come up just short. Shitty play calling at the end but wouldn’t have had a chance without the freakish injury on the Wash RB as they just tried to kill the clock. Penix was just lights out and their WR played out of their heads. We just hung in and kept our heads up and made it into a game when it shouldn’t have been. Great year. It was a lot of fun. Hook em gentlemen. - Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
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