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Lhorn

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Everything posted by Lhorn

  1. They’ll need to pick things up a bit of they want to reach mediocrity
  2. That’s ok. He’s gotta learn, the plate belongs to you.
  3. Ah, to be 15 again….. https://nypost.com/2025/03/19/us-news/newly-revealed-texts-show-skin-crawling-messages-married-illinois-teacher-allegedly-sent-15-year-old-student-shes-accused-of-raping-love-having-sex-with-you/
  4. English translation?
  5. But no shirts
  6. Lhorn replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
    Some people can’t understand a world where 3 QBs aren’t drafted in the top half of the first round.
  7. Had to look it up. Insane Clown Posse?
  8. Somewhere there’s a thread of people who bought 30 umbrellas and have zero.
  9. Grating cheese windmill quill pen “o face” was a great album.
  10. Be gentle…. I’m not a “March Madness” guy. Texas is in a play in game with Xavier right? But they are playing for an 11 seed correct? Shouldn’t play in games be to see who gets 16 seed?
  11. My body is ready
  12. Lhorn replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    Did she smell like hickory smoke all the time? ThaT might get old after a while.
  13. Lhorn replied to RPM's topic in Daily Texan
    Me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee-pee…..in your broth https://nypost.com/2025/03/15/lifestyle/haidilao-in-china-forced-to-pay-after-teens-urinate-in-broth/
  14. I’m sure that’s what they’re going for but UNC getting lucky doesn’t make us unlucky.
  15. Could we have drawn Duke in the SEC tournament? Just bad luck huh?
  16. In the old days a lot of their stuff was shit. It’s gotten a lot better and people swear by them, but their better stuff is no longer cheap. Were they proper sockets for air tools (usually black and thicker wall) or where they chrome?
  17. Maybe not bullied but at least told that obesity is unhealthy and they it should be avoided even if that knowledge makes them feel badly.
  18. If you saw just this you’d swear you were looking at the backside, after vomiting
  19. I’d do cottage cheese shots out of her cleavage though.
  20. Not sure if I’d say “wheelhouse” but I probably would.
  21. You’re a creep. You’re a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here?
  22. Losing 4 consecutive games to 4 different unranked teams, as the #1 couldn’t possibly have ever happened. I don’t know for sure but seems incredibly unlikely. Not many opportunities. This could be a record that lasts generations.
  23. https://nypost.com/2025/02/27/us-news/high-school-spanish-teacher-accused-of-having-sex-with-student-17-cops/ would
  24. Maybe occurs other places too but in the Bay Area leaving late night after Giants games and concerts, there’s always several folks grilling bacon wrapped hot dogs with carmelize onions and peppers on flat tops and it smells and looks amazing.
  25. After the first three letters I was thinking “where is he going with this?”
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