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threesheets

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  1. Junior just can't figure out for the life of him why celebrity endorsements don't work on his 50-something ass the same way they do on a kid. And then George says they still work on him because of his "simple brain" he guesses. Fucking perfect.
  2. There's no use here for rhyme or reason @Drew
  3. They're those dudes that talk about basketball all the time, never hesitate to lend their expertise (with much confidence), then you play basketball with them and they shoot like this:
  4. Loved hearing the nerf basketball hall of famers with their daily ripping of the Mavs (KP) this morning. Please Musers, tell us more about rebounding technique and "attitude." Dumb fucks.
  5. This game is already a beating to look at. If I wanted to watch NBA 2K I'd go hang out in my son's room.
  6. Merely having a top five player makes that statement fucking absurd right off the bat. Throw it on the pile with the rest I guess.
  7. The confidence though. It's awesome.
  8. Wherever you want bro.
  9. I saw it @dcar00. But then I drank between that and my Mailmolester post. Him and Chuck have always been joined at the hip and rated against each other.
  10. Being a child molester has its disadvantages.
  11. You speaking with the utmost confidence about something you know nothing about is a magnificent thing to watch.
  12. I really don't get that. I think they sound pretty good. They've been doing roundtables for so long I can't imagine a combination that I wouldn't enjoy as long as Norm isn't part of it. Or Donny running it. But I'm a Day 1-er so....(vocal fry)
  13. You overrate him. But everyone does, especially since he quit with that stupid ass masturbatory video.
  14. So fuckin' in.
  15. I'm with ya @bizzle. I ain't never quitting the HL.
  16. I'm with ya @bizzle. I ain't never quitting the HL.
  17. Is that water as the base of the sauce? Are you fucking kidding me? I might try a bite if she'd started with dairy. Cream/half & half/milk, something for fuck's sake. I mean, it would still be fucking disgusting, but I'd try it.
  18. I want to strangle everyone in this commercial with a piano wire. Every time I see it I imagine some agency pitching it to the Hormel folks and them actually saying "Yes! This is the one!" It's unbelievable. Someone knew someone, and that is the only goddamned explanation.
  19. KP coming here was 100% his decision. I'm still laughing at the notion that Rick was at fault in the Rondo situation. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit.
  20. Shit drives me fucking crazy.
  21. Glad I'm not the only one. I think I've had four of them since they came out. Two were awesome, and the other two had some weird connective tissue/cartilage-ish thing going on in the middle.
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