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LongestHorn

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  1. Satire is dead.
  2. We drove to Mustang Island to surf fish last week and stopped at Smitty’s. Brisket with crackers. Honestly, I can’t drive through Lockhart without stopping for BBQ.
  3. This has not been my experience. But I’m a bitch about over cooked pasta. And I can’t unfuck it up once it’s in the InstaPot. I’m also now too lazy to use my pasta maker, it seems. But if I boil the dry store bought pasta and fuck it up, I just boil more pasta. What is the secret to pressure cooking pasta? How long are your noodles under pressure, no homo?
  4. Friendly fire much, fucknut?
  5. No pass no play legislation?
  6. Fuck Alzheimer’s. I’m sorry she went through that.
  7. I fucking loathe cPanels!
  8. 82 Trans Am 305ci 4brl V8 made 145 horsepower. A celica was going to walk your dog.
  9. Trump supporters on Reddit threaten Oregon cops https://www.thedailybeast.com/reddit-quarantines-pro-trump-subreddit-the_donald-over-anti-police-threats
  10. Of course, I still love you. Keep your chin up.
  11. 10:30 pm CST https://www.cbsnews.com/news/spacex-falcon-heavy-poised-for-dramatic-night-launch-tonight-2019-06-24/
  12. On this day in 1941, Battleship Texas was being stalked by a Nazi U-203 and her four 21 inch torpedo tubes under the command of Rolf Mutzelburg on her first patrol from Kiel to St. Nazaire in France. Nazi Commander's request for permission to fire on the Texas were denied when Berlin is reported to have sent the coded message back that read "Don't mess with Texas".
  13. It's taken. Fuck off.
  14. Lightning storm in North Austin tonight has been non-stop for more than an hour. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  15. in on page 420. (cough)
  16. At the very least, a strongly worded letter standing up for American values is what is expected from the Office.
  17. After pleading guilty to child porn charges in 1991.
  18. Iron Giant is a strong choice, IMHO.
  19. Started over the weekend and is still happening. https://downdetector.com/status/spectrum
  20. http://www.austintheatre.org/film/classic-film-series/ All the usual films you would expect (Godfather I and II) and all the good ones you've never heard of. If you've never been, parking is only $5 in the 600 Congress garage. Not every summer, but I can usually find a double feature with one movie I want to see on the big screen at the Paramount. If you don't want to stay for both, use the parking and hit a bar.
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