Everything posted by zzz
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2018 Alabama might be better than 2005 Texas...but it's a different era of college football
Hell, jawja had them on the ropes too. They also have a shitty kicker while 2005 Texas had a badass one. They simply were not a complete team.
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2019 CFP National Championship - Clemson vs. Alabama
Bama making notre dame’s loss look good in comparison. Keep it going Clemson
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2019 CFP National Championship - Clemson vs. Alabama
Fucking this. Sounds like he’s trying to shout while yawning.
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2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia
Well yeah. I don’t expect the butt sniffer handlers to be smart enough to know any better.
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2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia
Oh I have, and heelers are fantastic, but cattle absolutely charge them until they are used to working with them. Bevo is not out roaming in a herd worked by dogs. It was a dumbass move. Nevertheless it turned into greatness that will forever live in Longhorn lore.
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2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia
Anyone who has ever seen a dog or coyote roll up on a herd of cows in a pasture has seen this play out before and knew the ending before it began. Just dumb for bevo's handlers to agree to that photo shoot. Very fortunate no one was seriously hurt.
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2019 Sugar Bowl - Texas vs. Georgia
The record books will always show "Texas - 2019 Sugar Bowl Champions". They will never show "Texas - Sugar Bowl Champions* (*but only cuz jawja dint wanna be thar). Fuck 'em. Their fans know in their hearts they got their asses kicked. They're just going through the 5 stages of grief while I still got a huge shit eating grin 3 days later.
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Fuck the bowls, part 89723694987
- Fuck the bowls, part 89723694987
More spunky than awesome IMO.- Trainer "Get off the 20xx thread" thread
Exactly. If he’s a finished product, then why the fuck does he have/need 3 trainers again?- the new instagram update is fucking terrible
I’ve got surly. Why the fuck would I need any of that other shit? I waste more than enough time here. Plus you assholes post the best stuff here anyway.- Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Yup. 4 tomato cans, .500 in conference, and boom, 8 win season and likely top 25 ranking. Sweet gig if you can get it.- Just double checked -- we fucking won
Some of our fans have been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.- Official Surly - Texas vs West Virginia Game Thread
Between that Roach penalty and that timeout, that’s 10 points that are needlessly on the board. If we could just stop stepping on our own dicks.- Let's Talk Tractors , Implements and Such
For spraying the mesquites, if you have an ATV you should spring for one of these. Necessity in my opinion. Also great for spraying fence lines. https://www.amazon.com/NorthStar-ATV-Broadcast-Spot-Sprayer/dp/B008YE3UOW- Football Games with Crazy Box Scores
Rutgers Passing C/ATT YDS AVG TD INT QBR Artur Sitkowski 2/16 8 0.5 0 4 -33 Giovanni Rescigno 0/1 0 0.0 0 1 -200 TEAM 2/17 8 0.5 0 5 -- Lulz, from Saturday's tilt with Maryland. I don't think I have ever seen anything like that.- UCF May Force The Issue
8 team playoff Power 5 conference champs get auto bids. G5 conference (not team) with the overall highest strength of schedule will get its champ an auto bid. Use Sagarin, RPI, Huck's adjusted stats, or whatever rating system you want, just make it transparent what the rules are. This is kind of the relegation concept applied to the G5 but just for the auto bid. The remaining 4 G5 conference champs are seeded based on their conference's SOS rating and they have 2 play in games for the last two playoff spots. No at large selections, fuck the beauty contest shit. Notre Dame and BYU and any of you other fuckstick indi's, join a conference or GTFO.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
It's been years, but didn't the forearm lust originate from aggy and has just been maintained as a running joke here? Kinda like how your mom was into my forearms last night while I was in her?- Take the Loss Pussy!
How about a pic of the the munchkin in the midst of his post game cry captioned by TTLP. Maybe throw in a burnt orange troll face for good measure- Sam Ehlinger
Was at the game and missed the Humphrey belly rub after his TD catch. The belly rub cracks me up every time I see it.🤣- Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Pretty sure the holding calls killed two drives. And you wanted a Simms level fuck up when we were backed up on our 3 because of aforementioned holding calls? I think he mostly played it right. On the drive we didn't get holding we churned out several first downs and ate a lot of time off the clock, despite going conservative. Your defense can't give up two TDs in just over a combined minute of game time.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Username, image, page count, and post are aligned. Now what color is your pee?- Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates America
Lincoln Riley talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded And ou sux...fin- OU thread of hate filled haiku - 2018 edition
Pirates be crafty Fake play sheet in ‘99 Fuck Casey Horny- OU thread of hate filled haiku - 2018 edition
Murray the Ewok Crushed by burnt orange onslaught Nelson belly rub - Fuck the bowls, part 89723694987
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