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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
- There is no fucking way this little leaguer is 12 years old
Even Danny Almonte thinks that mother fucker is too old.- How Is That Chain Still Open?
We used to play a game leaving Tunica. We would stop at Krystal and get a sack full of gut bombs. The first one that had to pullover to shit lost. 3 hours is a long time when your trying to keep from shitting yourself.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I was curious at who gets just a “6 pack”.- Surly Dad Thread
- Restaurants from your childhood that don’t exist anymore
Bonanza. My parents loved that damn place.- Surly Dad Thread
Never been, but heard about it. Also looks pretty awesome from what I’ve seen. You definitely won’t be “roughing” it.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Last night was meet the teach for my little girl going into kindergarten. We got all of her school supplies stowed away and got in line to talk to her teacher. As we got up to talk to her, this lady walks in with her kid and breaks into the the line. Little Sally just had to say hello to her teacher from last year and they couldn’t wait until everyone was done. She stood there a good five minutes wasting everyone’s time while she went on and on about how much they will miss her. Jesus Christ shut the fuck up and move along or wait until everyone is done.- Surly Dad Thread
- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I’m willing to bet he’s fucked up a lot more stuff than that. [emoji2]- Shit I've Cooked Lately
I’m headed that way. Save me a rib.- Laptop backpack recs?
I’ve traveled with this one quite a bit and love it. I always need room for cables, connectors, prints, etc and have no shortage of space. I started with a shoulder bag and hated it. https://www.codiworldwide.com/laptop-cases/apex-17-backpack- Lifts for storing extra cars in garages
Two Subarus and no lesbian comment yet? This really is the kinder, gentler Surly.- Shit My Kid Says
Watching Mulan yesterday with my five year old: Her: Dad he has bigger muscles than you. Me: that’s ok, he’s a cartoon. Her: And he’s not fat.- Any good BBQ in London?
At Brat’s age, it would be an international rope.- Did You Ever Attend A Truly Integrated School?
I was going to guess that or the one wearing the mustard yellow shirt and shoes/socks.- Business Email signature
Is Ruth related to Adam Bomb?- 2018 Shart Thread
- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Went out to the garage last night to grab a beer out of the fridge. Noticed that the freezer door was sticking out further than usual. Pulled it open and everything in there was a melted/thawed out. I threw away: 3 racks of beef plate ribs, 2 NY strips, a bacon wrapped pork tenderloin, standing rib roast, several containers of dairy free ice cream, several TV dinners and of course the two boxes of popsicles that my wife threw in there Sunday afternoon when she got back from the store. It was apparently easier to cram them in the small freezer than walk two feet and put them in the full size standup freezer right next to it.- Thank you gifts for professional references and referrals
Have your wife give them all blowjobs?- Surly Dad Thread
And at 3.5 years when the second kid comes along.- What Have I Turned Into?
I bet the gender reveal party will be before the engagement.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
Disney has dwarfs, Hanna-Barbera had Smurfs.- 6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
You can say that again.- Hey Steel Shank!
You keep Nutella in the fridge? - There is no fucking way this little leaguer is 12 years old
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