Everything posted by triplelonghorn
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College Football in 2020 in danger?
You wanna explain why countries in the southern hemisphere or tropical climates got hit and are getting hit, then? It is, of course, summer there.
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2019 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. #11 Utah - Pregame Discussion Thread
Not sure why we're fighting amongst ourselves FUCK UTAH HOOK EM
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2019 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. #11 Utah - Pregame Discussion Thread
You'd better tell the current decade, which is more for the oversaturation of microbreweries. Are you a zennial or whatever and barely know anything about the 2010s?
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2019 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. #11 Utah - Pregame Discussion Thread
Would love to play for a Microbrew then
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2019 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. #11 Utah - Pregame Discussion Thread
Would love is to play for a Natty, but until then I'm happy to only have to drive across town to see us play. ¡Engancharlos! Taking my 2yo daughter to her first game. Parents coming up to go with us. Good friend's NYE party on the way home. Going to be awesome!!!
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Mike Williams is leaving the team
would HAVE could HAVE should HAVE Jfc are you an aggy grad
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Banner for the Tech game
So... Did the banner work?
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Mehringer fired, Beck, Meekins reassigned
Fuck autocorrect not wanting me to talk about medieval Justice!
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Mehringer fired, Beck, Meekins reassigned
I read that tarring and feathering want super painful. The year wasn't as hot as people think. It was more about the humiliation of a fellow townsperson having feathers (tar was just a vehicle for stickiness), not about killing the guy who lives down the street.
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Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)
Isn't the whole point to be irritating as hell? Or should we give the opponent blowjobs
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Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)
Band and crowd should be making noise the whole time the opponent has the ball. It's football, not pussy golf.
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Texas Tech @ Texas: Who Gives a Flying Tortilla Fuck (11am - Fox)
Wait don't all bands do that?!
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Harvard/Yale Game Delayed Due To Protest in Middle of the Field
Kinda weird y'all pretending like most ivy students these days aren't rich white people
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I will be there.
Fuck yeah brother
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 13)
double post. Apparently Surly doesn't give a visual success confirmation when you're on page 1 and do a quick response.
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 13)
The Spurs is a service frat.
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Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
This should be Texas every year with OU being the only challenge. Year in year out. But noooo
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Herman: "If you want proof of how this Team is doing... Watch the Game"
This. And it's not even meaningful. It's like top 10% iq or something wholly unimpressive. I qualified based on my LSAT score jfc and I'm regarded!
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Gucci Mane "Eyes of Texas" remix
I'm a millennial. I love trap. This song should not have been called a version of the eyes any more then the Eyes is a "version" of I've been working on the railroad. Wasn't really a fan of his delivery either. I prefer migos, fetty, Waka, etc
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Running / Triathlon Thread
This post made a few months before I found out we're having another kid. Byebye ultra training plans!
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Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!
I question the sanity of anyone who dun thunk otherwise. You thought we wouldn't win 6 games all season? We were 10-4 last season.
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Why do we keep fucking this up?
How can we? Weren't those on the shag, and isn't the shag dead?
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Art Briles: New Head Coach of Mount Vernon High School in Texas
Not so many that any one of Texas's metros hired him.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
nah we'll keep em bro i take my daughter to school every morning and so many hot mexican moms
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
lmao fuck looks like we got ourselves a crying longhorn meme