Everything posted by JimmyRussels
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Fuck me. How haven’t I had a dryer fire in the last twelve years. At least one inch on the clean out .
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
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4 Loko version of White Claw
I’m doing my best , you assholes gotta help! Think of it as a cramp time out...
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Pizza Hut - Pan Recipe Change (40 years in the making)
Turbo crust, trust me. I was a fan of PH when it was cooked in an oven but Jet’s is the best now.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Pickup parked behind her in the driveway for at least a week. Backs out and taters her Jeep on the bumper. My fault. FML...
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Best Breakfast Food
I did a three day cure and fucked it up the first time. I didn’t rinse it well enough so it was way too salty. That being said, it makes a great 12 hour brine for smoked bone in pork chops. Someone with way more cred than I please start a “making bacon” thread.
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Best Breakfast Food
Start out searching “sweeter than sweet cure” . Drunk now , ain’t showing links. Get some, it’s really easy. I haven’t tried it but it’s also supposed to really tame wild boar fwiw.
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Bathe In My Milk
Does she drink it after they get out?
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How Do You Prefer Your Bacon?
There is a bacon strip in my shorts that the shart thread would be jelly of....
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2019 Masters
Nothing romantic about it. The 12th on Sunday is a sucker pin. Ask Jack.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
That Google commercial with the golden retriever staring at the wall. It’s a symptom of canine dementia . Great ad asshole.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Nah , don’t feel so bad . You got yours for almost nothing. We paid almost three grand and she walked on it twice “ I don’t like the basement.” Yup , she wants to get rid of the guest bedroom now. FML
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I Belize we need this topic....
Recs on fishing guides? I have a buddy that honeymooned there 18 years ago and only fished with locals. Paid $140 a day and fished and snorkeled 8 times . Can this still be done? It’s not about money, it’s about getting fried in the sun. I cant do an eight hour charter without shade.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Hey Vic, has Cutthroat ever gotten his ass kicked ? This whole thing is way more than a show? Right...
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Her? That's a man, baby!
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Row the damn boat
It's 2018. Buy a got damned outboard!