Everything posted by Not a cat
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A Burnt Ends Tailgate Story
They want to do a rap video, you say? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ujKxpAvLKg
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Don't be ridiculous, sometimes the other team wins because they cheat and we don't.
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Aliens land on earth and enter the Olympic tournament. Who's your starting 5?
No Mr Fantastic? He'd be my top pick. Quicksilver, flash,night crawler, and the thing to control the paint.
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UCLA's return to dominance no longer featuring DeShaun Foster
1,3,2 Left has a mischievous grin- she'll do some butt stuff. Right has tigols, obviously fake, but I'm not gonna dock points for that in this age bracket. Center, I can't really get a read on her rack but she'd get it too.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
It was 4th down, throwing it up was right call. Going for it wasn't
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2025 game week 3: UTEP @ Texas
A little Scotchgard would make that jersey water resistant. Just in case you ever need that.
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UCLA's return to dominance no longer featuring DeShaun Foster
Yeah it must really suck to get blown out at home when you're a favorite. Not that I've ever seen Texas do that, but I definitely feel for you ...
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- Dicker The Kicker
I was just telling my son that over 50 yards used to be the hail Mary type of kick you'd only try at the end of a half when you had no other options. Now, it's almost routine under 60. It's as if you start paying people millions to get really good at a very specialized skill, at least 32 people will answer the call.- 2025 Texas High School Football
Let's throttle back the enthusiasm a bit, Conroe has sucked since Bubba Jacques left 40 years ago.- Ballmer alleged to have paid Kawhi Leonard 28m under the table to avoid the salary cap
The bankruptcy trustee for Aspiration is going to be very interested in that payment.- Fuck Big 12 refs
Unfortunately, both of these classes are only offered at the graduate level at tech.- Alabama Football - Now Featuring Kalen DeBoer
I recall the slam dunk hire at the time was Gary Barnett. I forget what poster with inside knowledge said it at the time but the sentiment was generally "I'm stunned, I'm pissed, it's Mack Brown."- Pros & Cons 8/30
Re the punter, I was watching him pregame just booming kicks. Finally one went off the side of his foot and I thought wow he really shanked that one. It was a perfect spiral that rolled out of bounds at the 1.- Hire a fucking offensive play caller
And at that time, he was able to focus 100% on his sole job as offensive play caller. Not so much the case now.- 2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
If Owens transfers and arch leaves early, we'll be looking at a QB room of a likely redshirt freshman, a true freshman and whomever we can coax out of the portal. As much as I like the potential of lacey and bell, that is not an ideal QB situation for a title run IMO.- 2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
I'm about to hit the sports book at Columbus Hollywood casino to add my surly non 1% bet to those Texas totals. The only thing making me hesitant is your refusal to publish a mud hole post but I'm reading between the lines here.- 2025 Week 1 prediction thread- Texas @ Ohio State
Texas 27 Couchburners- 13 Arch 323 OSU fans are too shocked to be dickheads and we all make it out safely and without incident. OK, that last prediction is wishcasting.- Week One CFB Preview: Very Real Very Fast
Texas, bama and UTSA all looking like good bets to me.- 2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
All these Snake Plissken escape from the shoe stories remind me that we had a group of 4 dudes, all mid 30s and we were legitimately worried we were in real trouble. We grabbed a cab stopped at a red light who insisted he was heading for another fare, threw a Benji at him and told him to get us the hell out of there.- 2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?
In 2005 the fashionable thing to do was to yell "steers and queers" right in your face and look around to their fellow buckeye fans for affirmation that it was the most clever thing ever. It was like they had a message board for drunken idiot buckeye fans (but I repeat myself) and they all landed on that one insult ahead of time. I'm assuming 20 years later it might be less fashionable so I'm curious what their go to insult is this time. Who am I kidding, they'll probably keep it and add "retard" to it for extra emphasis.- Do you smoke weed? If so, Trump Admin says "no guns for you"
"an estimated 19% of Americans have used marijuana" Where the hell are they getting these numbers from? Do they mean used in the last week?- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
- OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
The John Blake from a generation ago?- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I haven't felt this way preseason since 05. 08 was a pleasant surprise where I didn't realize until the OU game we were actually a contender and 09 I was cautiously optimistic preseason. - Dicker The Kicker
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