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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Yeah, but that one aggy needs to shut the fuck up. I’d love for aggy to finance my cheez-it addiction over the next several weeks. White cheddar, please, you cultish dipshits.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
In college, I always wrote “sexual favors” in the “For” line of all my checks. Kids do dumb shit.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
^^^ that image can fuck right off. Dumbass shit indeed
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The Austin / Rainey St / Lake Serial Killer
If Nicole says it’s 38, I’m gonna trust it’s 38, because… if anybody would know…
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Louisiana House of Reps passes bill to ban chemtrails
Somebody’s never played a prank on him while enjoying some Jack Links, and it shows
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Louisiana House of Reps passes bill to ban chemtrails
*Skunk Ape
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2025 P/K Gehrig Heil
Not gonna lie… I never would have seen the messed up letters on the shirts to realize it was ai had you not pointed out that it was ai. Probably won’t stop me from fathering some knuckle-children to that image.
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A good way to spend 58 minutes.
I was expecting a thread about the 50 dollars burning a hole in my pocket and South Austin’s mom.
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Texas may have accidentally legalized marijuana
Shiiit… I felt that way about any of the Mexican ditch weed I was able to get my hands on way back in high school. A couple bong rips or a shared joint and I was a gelatinous potato the rest of the night. Never understood how friends could play sports or lift weights after smoking. Can’t imagine what modern day weed/edibles would do to me
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Money launderer in Irvine arrested
I’ve seen that video. You weren’t fooling anyone by tattooing a six inch ruler on your 3.5 inch penis
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That kid was born to say “Furk”
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Did anyone else hear that explosion just now in North Austin?
You’ve been here more than long enough to know that anything that happens anywhere (but especially central Texas) is always roughly one degree of separation from surly… and on a totally unrelated note… that you don’t accept an invite from Nicole to hit up some bars on Rainey St.
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where the fuck are you blowing the leaves
Plebs… I just hover my helicopter over my yard for a bit
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Cool fucking stories, you dorks. Wonder how many thousands of times they’ve bored the shit out of people while retelling those heroic tales at parties where the hosts regretted inviting them.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Jazz Jars would be a top notch band name for a jazz band made up of self-aware 2%ers
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