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The People’s Elbow

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  1. Put in the big hole and gouge on it.
  2. I dunno what kind of conversational English rockymtn thinks he’s speaking, but it’s fucking odd and unnatural Up your game, comrade.
  3. It wasn’t called Murchitraz for nothing.
  4. Yeah. I take it all back. This new dude may actually be a chode personified. Erlend forever.
  5. Your schtick is blatantly disingenuous and intellectually dishonest. You’re a purposeful liar. Eat a bag of dicks.
  6. Why does Oprah have a border chief?
  7. To be fair, that’s not what that “sign” says or means, but the symbolism is nonetheless magnificent.
  8. You’re not done. Get that shit off your roof.
  9. Flew Lufthansa out of DIA last week and the TSA agent literally didn’t bother looking at my ID. She took it. She looked to see if my name popped up when I scanned my boarding pass. But she kept her arm outstretched and held my ID in a way it was literally impossible to see the front of it, and then handed it back.
  10. ...and after all that excitement and despite what my itinerary originally listed, my LH flight ended up on an A350. 😡
  11. Stop bringing rational thought into this. Trump isn’t rational and he’d rather die than capitulate. He’s vehemently against admitting any weakness ever, and would rather burn this whole thing down and blame others than look weak.
  12. Flying in a 747 for the first time tomorrow. I’ve always wanted to see one up close and personal.
  13. I’d like to think the Russo brothers are better than that. Maybe Captain is refrozen, or “gets lost” in the quantum realm, or is otherwise gone for awhile, but could return (different actor, etc.). If anything, I’d like the juxtaposition of Tony dying and Captain living.
  14. This. Not that I think they’re all actually dead, but to spend a fucking decade setting up IW and unveiling those deaths, only to undermine them with announcements of additional movies and these trailers is lame.
  15. ...or he’s a fucking coward. I’m going with the latter.
  16. I get the joke and know Cousins led the offense to a decent, if somewhat average, season, but you can’t tell me you wouldn’t be curious as hell to see Kyler feeding the ball to Diggs and Thielen.
  17. Except unlike Vic, that guy in your post has the sack to show his face in this thread.
  18. I wish I could be a fly on the wall when you righteously saunter up to Saint Peter and Heaven’s Gates.
  19. Oh look: a liar lying.
  20. Seem both multiple times and couldn’t recommend more. It’ll be interesting to see Kvelertak’s new frontman: looks more energetic than their old one.
  21. Cajun is a Gary Johnson voter simply asking questions.
  22. I can confirm: it is, indeed, a film.
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