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HOOK'EMHOOAH

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  1. Cadets have never been known to be "disciplined."
  2. Fine. No visors. Ever. Next, the move better lead to winning on whatever field of play the brand is displayed upon. That's about all I got.
  3. I'll bet dollars to donuts it's to give the "practicing" catholics a chance to recover from their hangovers resulting from the night before.
  4. The fact that it's still. Called the "Alamo Bowl" instead of the "Valero Bowl" should also say something about it as well. Bowl names should be the way they were traditionally, like the Rose Bowl or the Cotton Bowl. Then the primary sponsor can be listed as 'presented by' just my opinion.
  5. There are just enough schools to divide into a major and a mid-major division 1-A. This could be plausible by the mid majors being able to actually play for a national championship like other division levels, and for the sake of parity, each league could have a promotion and relegation clause where the last place team in the major league is replaced by the first place team from their mid-major counterparts. Bowl season can be played by any school from any conference as appropriate tie-ins are concerned. But this would free up the conferences to get more in line with having parity with regard to how many member institutions they field.
  6. HOOK'EMHOOAH replied to sidis's topic in Football
    I did not realize meals on wheels had a menu option for bags of dicks.
  7. Beck seemed to do a pretty good job of shutting down every offense he's encountered. Maybe he should get a shot at DC.
  8. That was his offense on iit's best days as well. There were just other-worldly athletes that could make off-schedule plays despite the playbooks and play caller's ineptitude.
  9. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought it was common knowledge that his vice is cocaine off a stripper's tits?
  10. This needs the replay review with the color commentators drawing on it with their pen. Its glorious!
  11. As I said, I'm all set for the 28th or 31st. There are 6 bowl eligible teams in the conference and I'm not exactly sure what tie-ins there are other than the ones you mentioned plus the sugar bowl.
  12. I'm not really particular about any bowl or playing any team, I just don't want to play in the cheez it bowl because I have to work that night. I tried to schedule off for wherever Texas may get selected to go bowling and over looked that one. I have the 28th and 31st scheduled off though. So hopefully we dont go to the shitass cheez it bowl.
  13. She really wanted to cut straight to the heart of the matter
  14. All the more reason for drive in football games.
  15. I don't really care to get into the particulars of this - I've had an absolute shit week and as much as I would like for something positive to happen, I'm pretty convinced it's all gonna finish in the shitter.
  16. Double D? What is this PBS and were actually watching Arthur? Fuck off?
  17. Good thing that fg is on the board to keep this from being a total shitshow...
  18. There's your problem bird lips. You're going it all wrong. You need to relax the jaw. Drink whiskey.
  19. Our football team right now might be shit compared to, well, everyone. But we will always be morally superior to baylor.
  20. His bag of dicks must be running low.
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