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joe dirt

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  1. joe dirt replied to MoJames's topic in Futbol
    here’s a pretty good explanation of the money structure in MLS. the constant expansion of the league and the salary rules are going to hamstring MLS from ever catching up to the big boys and that’s before you even consider the lack of euro tournaments and inter league play here. basically we’ll never be able to pay most of these guys enough to consider MLS over saudi.
  2. obvious solution is obvious
  3. joe dirt replied to ztejas's topic in Futbol
  4. said this on the prescription thread, but we were running neck and neck with bruin for a while. my 16 yr old has crohn’s and was taking $30k dose of stelara every two weeks for over a year. we’ve recently moved on to 1x stelara ($30k) and 1x entyvio ($10k) per month. you’re welcome, united healthcare. she’ll be doing yet another scope next month ahead of changing out entyvio for rinvoq. one of these days we’ll get this poor child into remission. keep soldiering on my dudes.
  5. fuck. hoping wes sticks around somewhere in PL and adams gets sold somewhere decent too.
  6. don’t y’all know grabbing bitches by the pussy is very legal and very cool
  7. joe dirt replied to Jerry Callo's topic in Futbol
    fyi for t-mobile customers - mls season pass will be free beginning tuesday https://www.t-mobile.com/news/offers/t-mobile-customers-score-mls-season-pass-on-the-apple-tv-app-on-us
  8. i’m beginning to think tuchel wasn’t the problem
  9. if you’ve done all the treasure maps and have a bunch of monies, you can just keep buying packs of cigs at the general store until you get them all
  10. joe dirt replied to Huckleberry's topic in Video Games
    just started a new season as afc richmond. fucking awesome to see roy kent running around the pitch
  11. joe dirt replied to ztejas's topic in Futbol
    i said this on some other thread, but we need to convince some enterprising billionaire to buy a pl team and transfer over the entire usmnt senior team over. they’ll get the consistency they need while my real plan comes to fruition. the real plan is for 20 of us surlites to impregnate 20 women at the same time, then send all 20 male heirs to live in brazil. we’ll bring them all home in time for 2042 WC. this will kickstart a 3 cycle WC run.
  12. don’t worry y’all, it has been written.
  13. ream and jedi start for fulham. both have been nails, especially this last game. gergg’s obsession with mls players is going to be the death of me. shaq moore shouldn’t even be on the roster, let alone sub in.
  14. this is what we got installed last November thru a company called astoria lightning. was about ~$25/ln ft. they’re disc shaped with three led in each disc. comes with a shit ton of available preset patterns you can download. holidays, sports, architectural, etc. been rock solid all year. got tons of compliments for the halloween theme the other night.
  15. 100% expected to see armed dipshits today. was pleasantly surprised there were none. our polling location in derkaville wasn’t jam packed or anything but there weren’t a ton of empty booths either.
  16. joe dirt replied to BigOrange1's topic in Music
    i read an article a few months back where matt helders said this holy shit he wasn’t lying. i’m all for evolution but damn if i don’t really miss the more energetic and heavier am.
  17. he should sign all the cases of water they’re deploying, kinda like how dotard signed the stimulus checks
  18. bullet speed fuckery is just the 2022 version of the bullshit AR doesn’t stand for assault rifle argument from a few years back.
  19. fify. and totallllly makes sense, too.
  20. we must live in the same neighborhood bc we have the same two options. except me. suddenlink is unavailable to me, but is available to every other house around me and was confirmed by their techs. though they couldn’t say why. we switched from uverse to directv stream a couple years ago when it was called at&t tv. didn’t save any money and lost a shit ton of channels. but they were all channels we never watched anyway. what we did gain was the ability to watch live tv on all 6 of our tvs thru the appletv apps. before, we only had uverse boxes on two tvs. besides the occasional app freeze, we haven’t had any issues. being able to watch on my phone or ipad from wherever else is nice too.
  21. my 15 yr old currently takes stelara to treat crohn’s. she takes one injection every two weeks. insurance is billed (and pays) $30K PER PRE-FILLED SYRINGE. i pay exactly $30 copay for this. it keeps me up at night thinking i can only carry her on my insurance for a little over 10 more years.
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