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DaysOff

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Everything posted by DaysOff

  1. Busy as hell at my location here in west Comal County, especially for a primary. I can spot a nazi sympathizer a mile away.
  2. He'll win like it's Georgia Tech vs. Cumberland.
  3. Well, it seems to work every November.
  4. DaysOff replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    I know they call it a K shaped economy, so I guess only the top 10 percent are flying. There used to be a lull in loads after the holidays before spring break. Now, every flight is jammed.
  5. Guess this Swede is fucked.
  6. Lolz. He's pulling on that ® lever come November until his arm falls off. You know it.
  7. Did the tree also hit him in the head? What fucking state does he live in.
  8. DaysOff replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    We can split and fuse atoms like the creation of the universe. Then use it to create steam like it's 1870.
  9. Those schools are so popular for CAP they may require you to start summer school right after high school graduation.
  10. We probably shouldn't walk around barefoot in glass houses.
  11. Nah. It's was a bunch of athletic chickenshit queers too scared to go fight a war like Texas agriculture and mechanical.
  12. Their God impregnated a 14 year old girl in her sleep without consent. It's kinda their thing.
  13. For the first time I'm kinda glad I need SPF 50 if I step outside any time of year.
  14. I saw someone else post that if a dude sitting on a park bench was mumbling this shit he'd be hauled away in a straight jacket, but here is the leader of the "free" world. Well done racist idiots.
  15. Just 3 days ago a different poll said the only path to a D victory was Talarico over Paxton (by 3 points). All the other candidate combinations retained the seat for Republicans. Nobody knows shit.
  16. The geographical location of your mother's vagina is one of the most important things that determines your lot in life not to mention your religion.
  17. Up down up down I'm getting whiplash
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