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'stache

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  1. I need help here, what distinction is he trying to g to draw between prerecorded and lip syncing?
  2. I have to use monster condoms for my magnum dong.
  3. This, they aren't dumb, they know their audience is dumb, because it's worked for 40+ years.
  4. That's the thing, I can't figure out if its dumb or evil. Dumb = "OMG, I can't believe the Canadian prime minister would give up hockey just to stick it to our President?" Evil = "LOL, fuck Canada, I love that he's fucking with them, and giving NATO the finger, because fuck everyone, 'murica!"
  5. I still can't figure out of people believe him when he says ridiculously stupid shit like China will cancel hockey in Canada if they make a trade deal or if they just like that he trolls in matters of international relations. I just cannot respect anyone who reads his insane ramblings and still thinks he's better than the alternatives. I'm still reeling that he went full racist just a few days ago and nobody cares anymore, like it didn't happen. It would be the scandal of the decade for literally anyone else.
  6. 'stache replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    My wife's family has Swedish heritage and we have some of the gear, mostly soccer, and it's great. Also as an aside my 8 year old son is watching Futurama with me and he loves Bender. I told him that his full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez and he thinks its hilarious even though we haven't got to that episode yet.
  7. Fuck Cuban for a lot of reasons, including lying to us that he was retaining control over decisions (or failing to get it in writing). I’d still take him over these new assholes whose intention is to tank the franchise. I saw a report that Adam Silver said expansion is likely in Vegas and Seattle. Maybe they can invest in that new Vegas franchise. No need to tank the Mavs to make the move or pretend they can get the legislature to approve gambling so they can build their new gambling empire in Irving. Cuban wasn’t great but he did hire basketball focused people and managed to do what Jerry Jones still can’t over the last 30 years. I still think Nico was a pawn but fuck him too for participating.
  8. Nt sure NDSU can pull off a JMU if for no other reason their location and recruiting territory. Even Boise isn’t what they were before NIL. Good ick though. The PAC/MWC split is still dumb imo. They’re all the same.
  9. So what about the “Thou shall not bear false witness” commandment? I was taught it meant to not lie although little white lies like telling someone you like their haircut when you really don’t is okay. But big things from powerful people like Mike “I’m the Biggest Christian Evar” Johnson calling immigrants criminals and saying the guy who was executed in the back of his head was a terrorist is literally false witness. Things he has observed and knows are untrue. There is no possible way he and others like him truly believe they aren’t breaking that commandment. And yet they do so with impunity. Just proves my point that they don’t actually believe in Christianity, otherwise they would know they are going to hell, and would stop blatantly lying about such important things that affect millions of people. They just say they are “Christian” for popularity points as part of the right wing social club.
  10. "“Give me clemency and I’ll lie to exonerate you” is such a shitty pitch, but of course would work with the dipshits in this country.
  11. What else is there to do? Dear leader told the people with the power to do something to stand down a they’re doing so like good little dickless sheep. Bringing it up in Facebook comment sections ain’t doing shit. Half the electorate super duper cared when he said it would expose the libruls and no longer care when it exposed him and he said to fugetabouddit. This is ‘murica.
  12. Her meatloaf probably has mayonnaise and raisins.
  13. Oh shit, please, please, please! I want to love my Mavs again. I can't until those pieces of shit are out of ownership.
  14. 'stache replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    Of all the 90's toned uni changes SEA doesn't bother me for some reason, but I do prefer their older look of course.
  15. I wonder how many of these racist maga cunts who are now huge kid rock fans know that his most famous song was sampled from a Black rapper.
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