Everything posted by ricky queso
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
the underrated greatness of this post is when he calls someone else out for being "a little late"...
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2021
based on ctj's completely accurate factual account of the pool party, pretty sure the pressure was applied by the tainted potato salad - for reference, see the last-gasp days of shaggy...
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
My first thought was nah, he´s gotta be just kidding, but... what the hell, he was nails on the factual volleyball thing!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
now that's what you call luxury fucking!
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2019 ATH Bru McCoy
Pretty clearly a case of:
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
just another way to say 'ricky queso'...
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2019 WR Jake Smith
well, I know what whiskey tastes like, but, having never tried it myself, I'll have to take your word on what sweat off a hobo's nutsack tastes like...
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
is it over now????
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
wait - why would an inebriated 70 year old billionaire want to be serviced by 5 killed hookers in a steakhouse bathroom? The strangeness of Dallas is only exceeded by Houston's...
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
something's wrong with the color filter - the sleeves don't even look maroon...
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Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi
gonna need pics...
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
ah, you know 9.95ers... probably they mentioned aggy and he said: "OK, cool, hook 'em." so, 'cool' it is. That'll be 9.95 please.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
where would they have learned?
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
The word you're looking for is: aggy
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
"Wait - are you sure???" --- Katfid (probably)
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
This. Plus, although the NCAA is notoriously even-handed in their treatment of programs - why just reference how fairly they've historically treated Wichita State as compared to Kentucky! - well, let's face it, they're not interested in one of their blue-blood programs being put through the wringer any more than they already have been. And if they force the McCoys to fight this, details will undoubtedly emerge which won't be helpful to either Southern Cal or the NCAA.
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2019 CB Kenyatta Watson
well, if he is, in fact, a real brain surgeon, Mama Watson owns herself a brain surgeon. but, to be honest, he sounds like he's still deciding between the brain surgeon thing or maybe a double-ought spy, or maybe even a fry cook.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
that sure sounds like a lot of production to not have any 'wows'... but in fairness, maybe Simmons missed that game in the course of his meticulous research.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
aggy wife and username Stinkpalm... coincidence? I think not... but on the other hand, I know nothing at all about Layne's. And unless it's related to Bobby, the hell with 'em.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
or maybe he's torn between being a brain surgeon or a fry cook...
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
and a Happy Monday Morning to all the ex-Shagsters of the world. and now, it's time for work, and that means one thing --- let the lurking begin!