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ricky queso

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Everything posted by ricky queso

  1. the underrated greatness of this post is when he calls someone else out for being "a little late"...
  2. based on ctj's completely accurate factual account of the pool party, pretty sure the pressure was applied by the tainted potato salad - for reference, see the last-gasp days of shaggy...
  3. My first thought was nah, he´s gotta be just kidding, but... what the hell, he was nails on the factual volleyball thing!
  4. now that's what you call luxury fucking!
  5. Pretty clearly a case of:
  6. just another way to say 'ricky queso'...
  7. well, I know what whiskey tastes like, but, having never tried it myself, I'll have to take your word on what sweat off a hobo's nutsack tastes like...
  8. is it over now????
  9. wait - why would an inebriated 70 year old billionaire want to be serviced by 5 killed hookers in a steakhouse bathroom? The strangeness of Dallas is only exceeded by Houston's...
  10. something's wrong with the color filter - the sleeves don't even look maroon...
  11. gonna need pics...
  12. ah, you know 9.95ers... probably they mentioned aggy and he said: "OK, cool, hook 'em." so, 'cool' it is. That'll be 9.95 please.
  13. where would they have learned?
  14. The word you're looking for is: aggy
  15. "Wait - are you sure???" --- Katfid (probably)
  16. This. Plus, although the NCAA is notoriously even-handed in their treatment of programs - why just reference how fairly they've historically treated Wichita State as compared to Kentucky! - well, let's face it, they're not interested in one of their blue-blood programs being put through the wringer any more than they already have been. And if they force the McCoys to fight this, details will undoubtedly emerge which won't be helpful to either Southern Cal or the NCAA.
  17. well, if he is, in fact, a real brain surgeon, Mama Watson owns herself a brain surgeon. but, to be honest, he sounds like he's still deciding between the brain surgeon thing or maybe a double-ought spy, or maybe even a fry cook.
  18. that sure sounds like a lot of production to not have any 'wows'... but in fairness, maybe Simmons missed that game in the course of his meticulous research.
  19. aggy wife and username Stinkpalm... coincidence? I think not... but on the other hand, I know nothing at all about Layne's. And unless it's related to Bobby, the hell with 'em.
  20. or maybe he's torn between being a brain surgeon or a fry cook...
  21. and a Happy Monday Morning to all the ex-Shagsters of the world. and now, it's time for work, and that means one thing --- let the lurking begin!
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