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Ben Tobin

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Everything posted by Ben Tobin

  1. With the blessing of local cleric Hassan bin Sober
  2. The 'Everybody Gets a Trophy' kids became 'All Opinions Are Important!' adults.
  3. They've never had it remotely difficult in life, ever. A hard day's work and a shot of whiskey would kill most of them dead as fried chicken
  4. Listening to that goober talk sounds like somebody trying to tune a banjo
  5. Holy shit this! They must use every $5 they get to hire more people to send texts asking for $5.
  6. Shit, that’s terrible. Did your parents let people around you know? I’m sure I would have been around folks allergic and no one said anything
  7. Were kids in the 70s frequently sick or dying from unknown reasons that we just didn’t talk about? In twelve years with hundreds of kids, I can’t recall even a single mention of nut allergies. No warnings at school, no BOLOs at Halloween, not a peep. What the fuck happened?
  8. Ben Tobin replied to RollLeft's topic in Cloak Room
  9. Is that the thing where a bunch of dudes go in the woods and yell?
  10. Speaking strictly for myself, bring it. Sick of this shit.
  11. Ben Tobin replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Because of the metric system?
  12. “It would have been my preference to discuss my concerns with you in person,” Plowman said to Baker in the email. “Your recent testimony before Congress indicated you wanted to meet with as many member institutions and student-athletes as possible to discuss issues associated with college sports. “I am sharing my perspective in writing since my December request for you to meet with me and our athletics director, Danny White, was denied.” Now go get your shine box
  13. Seriously. They probably never tumped over nothing neither
  14. Ben Tobin replied to dcbc's topic in Movies and TV
    I'm talkin about sex, boy
  15. They should strap the little guy to Jordan’s back like MasterBlaster Who. Run. Washing. Ton? McHenJim run Washington! I’d vote for that
  16. Kudos to McCown. I think he hit eleven or twelve straight at one point. VOLS D is suspect but that UTSA running back ran hard as hell
  17. Ben Tobin replied to smwhorn's topic in Football
    It means the whole world hates Ohio
  18. That Newsome boy make Bama Chick moist
  19. Mama mia! That'sa sneaky meatball!
  20. Ben Tobin replied to SmokeyBear1861's topic in Cloak Room
    Example eleventy billion that we become what we hate
  21. Holy shit this. They all crow about muh civil war but they really just want to watch it on tv and post on FB about it
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