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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. We used a leaky old aluminum johnboat and pulled it around in a winter rye pasture.
  2. I laughed so hard at my next door neighbor earlier. Since Friday, he has had his truck backed into their driveway like he usually parks. For whatever reason yesterday evening he decided to thaw it out and pull out on the street to go somewhere . After sliding into the curb he changed his mind and then tried to pull forward back into his sloped driveway. Couldn’t do it. Kept spinning his tires and going all sideways. Almost hit his wifes car. Then he backed across the street, got a running start and made it up the driveway. But after he stopped his truck just slid back down to the sidewalk lol. He finally gave up and parked on the street.
  3. Judge Roybeanbag replied to ftf82's topic in Austin
    Damn, I never knew they had a chicken fried beef patty! Bring it back!
  4. Yeah I took my life (or hips) in my hand trying to get my bins out of the garage and down our sloped driveway yesterday evening.
  5. It’s the HEB ready to cook ones. Cooked in a hot cast iron pan.
  6. 15 bean soup cooked with ham. Added Crystal hot sauce and threw in a handful of crushed Captains Wafers. Because I can. I guess you may notice I’ve eaten beans twice today. Lots of them. I’m gonna have enough gas tonight to lift a weighted blanket.
  7. Bean and cheese breakfast taco. 3rd of three.
  8. “foe” is that a Freudian slip or did you mean wife?
  9. Uh, yeah! I’m making guyzpacho!
  10. That reminds me, I forgot the dog food for my bourguignon!
  11. Sorry i bought up all the cucumbers and water based lube.
  12. Yeah I keep a five-gallon jug in my garage but honestly the risk of water going out this time is pretty slim. The risk of it going out citywide like in 2021 is very unlikely.
  13. You could fuck his rental wife and bang his daughter. And Ted Cruz would still cheer you on. There is no moral bottom with these people. They need to be put down like the rabid animals they are.
  14. Well that’s reassuring. You’re probably not wrong though.
  15. Greg Abbott , Ken Paxton, you are done. The people of Texas have had enough of your carpetbagger tree banging bullshit.
  16. I am enthused a bit. People are starting to get angry. I’m angry as fuck.
  17. Fuck that fat diaper smelling child molester.
  18. Next time it won’t be his stinky ear.
  19. In reality it’s crosseyed men in wheelchairs.
  20. I’ve kind of lived my whole life secretly wanting to Fuck all that. I’m an American citizen, I don’t need any goddamn papers. If some nazi mother fucker wants to challenge my citizenship I will forcibly put him and his cohorts down. This is where we are.
  21. Word salad man. You’re trying to make sense of something nonsensical. This Motherf’er is is deranged. Like seriously deranged.
  22. Man I should ask, one of my childhood friends had a reverse Firebird. I don’t know what happened to it or him. His name was Jeff Weed. Except spelled Wied. Lived up to his name.
  23. Too Trumpy!
  24. This super needs a new power supply.
  25. Bass on that track was kinda catchy.
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