Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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Looks like we will have to say goodbye to V'Ger 1. She's obeying commands but hasnt returned readable info in 3 months....
Hey mounds! (Whistle), come on mounds!
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
I went down to El Campo before Rita to help my in-laws secure and board up their house, then tried coming back to Austin that back way. It sucked almost as bad as the main roads. Took me 8 hours to get home.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
He also didn’t get convicted of 34 felonies, and a civil rape suit. Also, he wasn’t on trial for sedition or stealing classified documents. So really, no comparison. Biff for President!
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The Border
Well yeah, but when I go to the convenience store to buy my 427 scratch off lottery tickets, I don’t want 3 brown guys in front of me buying Gatorade and Takis and paying cash. Those motherfuckers can go get that shit at Costco and pay with bitcoin like every other red blooded American!
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Evangelical Christians
Real Paul was the best.
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Evangelical Christians
I’m beginning to appreciate pissing in the fireplace as the much more complicated and appropriate action than it seemed at the time.
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Old Austin remembered - Mad Dog & Beans
Reminds me of the old Cottonwood Inn in La Grange, back when the funhouse was still active. I was a kid so didn’t partake. I only had about a year at UT before GM on the drag shut down. When I was 15 I went with my older brother to Aaron’s Rock and Roll and bought a couple shirts, one was The Clash, the other was black and said “eat shit and die”. I got sent home from school for wearing the latter as an undershirt.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
- Blastfurnace 2024
Highs in the low 80s in Austin starting next Wednesday have to be a cruel joke, right? Right?- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
This is completely understated. Trump would not be allowed to be a citizen in our country, let alone run for president. Or his wife for that matter.- I caught the cancer
Thanks. Couldn’t get an appointment with the urologist until mid-July, so we’ll see how that goes.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
LOL. A "former" president at my company was fired for similar reasons. We were in San Diego, and he took some Jordanian customers to a strip club in Tijuana, and forced a couple of female admin assistants to go along with them.- Looks like we will have to say goodbye to V'Ger 1. She's obeying commands but hasnt returned readable info in 3 months....
That's amazing.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
So that's why Mitch's hands turn brown, die and wither. Also, the Pentagon morphing into a trashcan is fitting imagery.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Enjoy your extra mayonnaise, Senor future man. Maybe wear some appropriate non-convict apparel next time or shut the fuck up. Nah, too much to ask.- Israel vs everyone war thread
Calm down, fellas!- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
My sister worked at UR Cooks over on Burnet/183. I almost got tossed out of there for squirting clarified butter under the guys steak next to mine, when he wasn’t looking. It would cause quite a flare up. I loved that place.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Ah gotcha, thanks. This one doesn't look too hard, but I'm tempted just to make her return it just because.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
You mean you fixed/replaced the waveguide cover, or just fixed the microwave in general?- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
There was one on Anderson Lane. I know because I once got asked to leave the premises after getting into a food fight in the condiment line.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We bought a new GE combination microwave/convection oven. My wife proceeded to tear the mica board waveguide cover out of it, “because it looked like cardboard and the instructions said to remove all packaging”. Now I have to either try to fix it or return it.- DACA, immigration reform whatever
Are you insinuating we shouldn’t let people with felony convictions into the country? We should make an ad about that.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I’m getting a U of H bleacher vibe.- I caught the cancer
National Healthcare Now! - Blastfurnace 2024
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