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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. It’s been a day. My godmother and favorite aunt passed. Then you get t reading the DT board and it’s like ok. It’s like Mormon news. Every thing that wets your panties but doesn’t make daddy angry.
  2. An I did. I meant it too.
  3. I feel this is a current events topic. I mean it’s relevant.
  4. How do you feel about that ? Voting for and supporting a guy who wants to fuck his own underaged daughter and ignores any laws he can’t buy with his daddy’s money? Let’s hear why you support that man.
  5. Except for the chick in the Aggy Hilton, has anyone else been arrested yet?
  6. In any case, bombing another country and kidnapping the unelected president, well, think what might have happened in 2024 with trump and the election he stole from Kamala. How would you feel if Macron unleashed his foreign legion and dragged trump through the roughs of Bedminster? Oh you would be outraged! That’s what we just did, ya dumb dumb Motherf’er
  7. Mea culpa. I’ve been browsing this thread and I thought upon reading on post I thought you were supporting this particular action. If not I apologize. I saw the CR reference. But you know, the “ oh no CR” basically means I’m a complete pussy and probably a facist because I have no plausible arguments and a tiny dick, or I like sucking off orange golf cheaters who do, right?
  8. That’s a hot jumble of bullshit. Do you respect the constitution? Do you believe in the REAL rule of law, respect of liberty and all that shit this country was founded on? If not your service was just being a mercenary for a paycheck. Maybe you should re-examine the values you had before that concussion. Or maybe you’ve just always been a piece of shit without principles and are now free to fly your piece of shit flag. God knows there are plenty of pieces of shit to go along with with you. Maybe you aren’t a piece of shit, but you’re acting like one. I’ve had it with the “I served wah wah” people. You served in Iraq? Really? Did you? Maybe. We will take your word for that. Sorry for your loss”concussion “, asshole. Many more got worse. Was your “concussion “ worth it? Did you or the American people gain anything from it? You feel more free or liberated after killing or supporting killing a bunch of Iraqis and others? Was was it worth the brain damage you so obviously sustained?
  9. No, these are the brain dead morons that elevated us to our current status.
  10. Counterpoint, I did not have “having to mow the yard in January” on my bingo card. But here we are.
  11. If they are on a riding lawn mower rocking a fez and a leaf blower hey, as long as the yard gets done I’m ok with it.
  12. One better brisket, I attended some of those deer camps. Some of the other guys (obviously older) said some shit. Like having shot another human during war. They didn’t glorify it or even like it, it haunted them, like I shot and killed some dude who probably had a family. Some of them liked it and became long timers or cops. The ones who hated killing became our dads. That’s how we got here
  13. What the fuck is wrong with you? Just kidding.
  14. Absolutely fine if you molested children, just stay away from mine. This is your current leadership and government people. God bless America.
  15. Thank you Mr. President. You set such a great example!
  16. If there was a Nobel prize for imparting small pieces of a larger puzzle, he should receive it.
  17. Actually I should give props to @Hornius Emeritus for the pic. He has done more to educate me on the real Texas than any public school coach ever could.
  18. Dipshits and both siders need not apply.
  19. I was going to say, I would love to see an all out battle between Shriners and Freemasons. Maybe with a few Lions Club members thrown in with maces.
  20. Admiral Halsey is taking a fucking nap over there on the left hand side.
  21. Now you are truly lost!
  22. My navy friends enjoying some cold Miller Lite.
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