Everything posted by Judge Roybeanbag
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2025 Christmas
Hell in Austin you could hire real homeless people and costume them up for a week for less than that.
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Overrated Austin restaurants?
I dunno, from the inside out maybe.
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What do you order at Whataburger?
El Campo Whataburger in the late 90s had to hire off duty cops on weekend nights because of fights and other shenanigans.
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Lewis Barbecue in Atlanta
He can weld a little too. At least to rig up cooking half a steer.
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Bijan Robinson is special
He’s like a supersized Barry Sanders. Hope his career is long and productive.
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My Red River Rivalry Experience 2025
- My Red River Rivalry Experience 2025
I saw that when he first posted it and almost said something but didn’t.- 2025 Thread of the Rains
More like Brush Hog.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
They punked my bottle of jergens and a gross ton of tissues.- Texas O-line talk
I also saw several plays where linemen went downfield and hit people during runs. Haven't noticed that before.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Yeesh, in that picture, there’s part of someone’s hand on the steps.- Hey Steel Shank!
Had some leftover NY strip and a few old hotdog buns. Made poor man’s Philly cheesesteak with some horseradish mayo, jalapeños and white American cheese.- Killer Balloon Knot
Yeah, but consider this. Imagine if you served 35 years from 1980 to 2015. When you get out, even if your asshole isn’t the size of a tractor tire, you have no tech skills. You could only do manual labor.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Dude I was just being an ass because I was disappointed in losing. That’s all. Sorry for taking it out on you.- Judge's house burned down after ruling against Trump Administration
Yeah I was unaware of the large Eskimo first responder population in South Carolina.- The Democratic Party
Hey now let’s not get ridiculous! Seriously though, I’m done with empathy, rules and norms. If your 80 year old mom is slowing me down in the parking lot, I’m gonna shove her ass into the pavement, take her groceries and tell you to fuck off, let the supreme court sort it out. That’s what America voted for, that’s what they’re gonna fucking get. No mercy.- Fire in north campus?
Kyle Floods incompetence? Too soon?- Fuck you, Helobious.
Man, leave my wardrobe out of this outhouse fire.- Butt Fumble Guy in Critical Condition
FIFY.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
.Hey derka, how does Quinn’s dick taste?- My cornet is fucked up!
I’ll just go with this.- My cornet is fucked up!
- My cornet is fucked up!
So I have this thing but one barrel/key is like stuck, not sure how to fix. Jameslaw?- Diners, Drive Inn’s and Gas Stations?
In Austin, El Trompo Mayor on Burleson is pretty good.- What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
They were Southern Methodists, my friend! 😂 - My Red River Rivalry Experience 2025
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