Everything posted by NastyDreams
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Countryisms
Anything golf: ___________ pasture pool. Cameltoes: Cow stepped in mud Poor: We'uz so poor daddy used to make all us boys stand on the porch and jack off to feed the dogs ....... then we had to jack the dogs off to feed the cats.
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So...about Charlie Strong at USF...
Your pompous suggestion is weighed against the fact he was just fired.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
There is always tinkling.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
When I'm sitting in a MSG coated stove vent Chinese Hut. Is the incessant tinkling of music over my head top 40's in China?
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Well I had A Pifane
Is there any confessing in your religion?
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Former Cowboys LB Comes Out and Will Be First NFL Player in Same Sex Marriage
You sound like a homo desperate for rep
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Malapropisms, Bad English and shit
I just read a post on another site where some chick was asking, 'if they are gonna pose pone the game.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
A cordin how far your hed hangin off da bed.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Merry Christmas
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
NAPALM
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The Jerry Jones Loses his Mind Thread
Such bad business. People pay to come watch games. Such good business. People don't pay to watch shitdrizzle.
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Give These Guys a Band Name
Zygote Failures
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I like to read Ayn Rand and biographies of famous men
Pity for the guilty is treason to the innocent. - AR
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Do you pick your nose?
I must. Recent discussion with my GF, Me: You sure buy a lot of tissues Her: You don't? Me: Never have
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Your top 5 music talents of all time
SRV JOE BONAMASSA JOE BONAMASSA JOE BONAMASSA JOE BONAMASSA
- Summer Tunes
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Malapropisms, Bad English and shit
Some of these need to be more pacific.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I have often felt on long road trips the symbiosis with another traveler. No admiration, just our innate desire to dance.
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Words & Phrases that make you chuckle every time
It's so hot a frog come up on the front porch and got a drink out of my iced tea.
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Words & Phrases that make you chuckle every time
Struggling; like a possom trying to pass a peach pit Golf; pasture pool When I finish with her it'll look like a cow stepped in a mudhole
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Potential band names
Nasty Dreams is playing at the Stinky Beaver.
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Best Rap video I have ever seen.
Mark one off the list: Never been Coon Huntin Never drove an 18 Wheeler Never watched an NBA basketball game all the way through Never listened to a rap song on purpose That shit was lit!
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What's that smells like fish boy?
biology: a woman pee's through a urethra, not her vageyenie
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
RIP Grandma Joad
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The worst selfish asshole thing dumbasses do on the road: pulling out in front of me
The GF said when I called her, yep "in the last 5 minutes"