Everything posted by alphahorn
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
Awesome we finished #5 in the country in 2001. I'll take it
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
Oh well, they're fucking their sisters by that age in oklahoma
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
NO TIME BRANDO!!!!!
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[Game Thread] Texas @ Iowa State on FS1
I say we get so far ahead, they won't have enough possessions in the 4th quarter to matter
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It's Friday Assholes...where is the Friday Thread?- Looking at you @South Austin
TEXAS and FUCK THE HATERS
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
True, and as you said it's both Casey and the WRs. Thompson's limitations aren't limited to his arm strength. You watch the film and there are open receivers all over the place that he never sees. Sark is scheming these guys open, but Casey just can't seem to make it through his progressions. Unfortunately, when Casey does through a nice ball, it's 50/50 on whether these guys come down with it.
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
With his genetics, Arch probably is all that he is billed up to be, but at least Ewers has played real football. There are middle school teams in Texas that could beat this team they just played.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Arch would feel right at home behind our OL
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
several staff members I heard, we have a couple of recruits playing
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Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust
He made a stupid decision, and I'm not talking about his hair. Just hope if he comes, he makes better decisions on the field and he's not another GG
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Joshua Moore might be gone
Damn Josh's timing sucks, if had done this last week, we'd be 5-3
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2021 Terrence Cooks II
you could blindfold him and he'd still be more of a factor on defense than brock
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
Hey honey, I'm leaving you and the kids for a stripper named Pole Assassin and her pet monkey.
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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
Your wife sounds like Jewel's mom,😀 listen to her Rogan interview
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Texas opens as a 6.5 point underdog @ Iowa State
If it gets to ISU -7.5, I'd be all over Texas ISU's defense has turned to ass, WVU gained almost 500 yards 370 through the air. And, they lost the turnover battle 2:1, but still won
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
EXACTLY!!!!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Missed throws and missed seeing receivers running naked
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Texas O-line talk
Yeah I made this point in the fame thread. The grades for the first half I’m sure are double the second half
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I really don’t think this year’s record will have an impact on Arch. I bet he is looking for a college experience and a coach he can relate to. Football becomes a job in the NFL and his uncles sure enjoyed their college experience. I bet we get Arch and that won’t change after we lose next week too
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Hey now, Vegas has us with a lead, and his recruitment is just starting the fourth quarter, don't worry we got this............
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2021 Houston Astros Thread
Sign Correa, trade Bregman if you have to, but find the salary and let's keep him
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2021 Houston Astros Thread
Fuck Yes, no wires, no lids
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2021 Houston Astros Thread
fuck yes
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2021 Houston Astros Thread
I blame whoever it was that commented after his first hit it was because they disrespected him by not shading him up the middle. damn you
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2021 Houston Astros Thread
Love Zach batting 8th.