Everything posted by alphahorn
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[Game Thread] Texas vs. ou - 11am on ABC
That drive took a damn minute. We need to speed things up!
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[Game Thread] Texas vs. ou - 11am on ABC
and cum on his chin
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Fuck Big 12 refs
these cocksuckers are the fucking worst. they didn't even look at the receiver running out of bounds
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[Game Thread] Texas vs. ou - 11am on ABC
Time to change his name from Rattler to Rattled
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[Game Thread] Texas vs. ou - 11am on ABC
I'm serious as hell, we score every 14-20 seconds we will win
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[Game Thread] Texas vs. ou - 11am on ABC
if we score every 14 seconds, we will win.
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My fellow assholes, it’s another glorious Friday . . .
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Texas Football Podcasts, Press Conferences & Interviews Thread
Josh Pate's power rating poll has us at #5, OU #8 in the country. And his model says wrong team favored this weekend.
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Hey PK -- What would you say you do here?
He might not be the best linebacker, but he has a future in ball room dancing. did you see the way he went straight to the Waltz with Evans, then let him go to look for his next dance partner.
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Other Games Thread
Auburn TD will be Sportscenter play of the day
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klanaggy pirate @ soldier texums :: 6pm SECN
a pretty good day all the way around
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
he slipped he wasn't sliding, fucking big 12 going to big 12
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
So awesome it was Fatty's timeout enabled the TD
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
We'll be OK. Nice drive.
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
Burnt Ends needs to fine Wiley
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
Brock back to the bench. that was pathetic
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[Surly Official] Texas @ TCU Game Thread - 11am on ABC
All I know is that if we have a lead of any size and the ball inside their 50 with time running out we better not take a knee
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Happy Friday, you wonderful assholes . . .
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
The earlier he commits the better for us. They can easily sell the Alabama Flood vs the first few games at Texas Flood. "Hey, we inherited a bunch of turds, don't worry, we'll get our guys in here via the portal and recruiting, trust us that will be fixed."
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Back away from the ledge!! It's not as bad as you think ....yet.
Oh I know that. Things get a bit magnified here though
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Back away from the ledge!! It's not as bad as you think ....yet.
i'm guessing top coaches don't read Surly, although they should
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
after last Saturday, I'm not sure Whit can catch Covid
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Game Week, Rice edition
Fucking LHN. Us out of staters are going to need a link to stream it
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Manning to Clemson
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Zee top five jobs in CFB according to Joel Klatt
Joel Klatt is the best. I might consider Notre Dame at 5, but probably concede they're 6th. I think he has it right