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angryhomer

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  1. Could you translate please translate your message board language? You spend about 1000% more time on these boards than I do, explaining your superior message board acumen.
  2. Now how would the work, if I have a needle dick, Mr. Fuckface?
  3. Wow. We're so surly around here that we even think the criticism is terrible.
  4. Fuck you, asshole. It is a perfectly appropriate comparison. Don't make it so obvious that he's your boy and you don't like people insulting him.
  5. I was quoting you, fuckface. You brought politics into it. What's the last word in your post?
  6. And he's a terrible politician. Couldn't win as conservative Republican in Westlake!
  7. I think Slymenstra Hymen would do a better job.
  8. I bet you don't mind when Tom Herman doesn't give you a reach around when he is fucking you in the ass.
  9. Amazed this thread is a still a thing. But I guess Please KD Spooge Goo On My Face Then Give Me A Donkey Punch must answer everything.
  10. Didn't Philly do the same thing in the previous series?
  11. He must contribute something because you keep responding to it.
  12. What are you doing now?
  13. Great point. Where is he now?
  14. FIFY This thread appears to have been Giles'd for the rest of the day. Much like the basketball board occasionally always gets Derka'd.
  15. If he could play left field, they would. Just like the Cubs signed Chapman which helped bring Chicago a World Series.
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