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BurntEyes

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  1. Asswater is an adjective. Ass Blood is a noun. They are similar only in their origin story.
  2. This. @bolverk wax poetic about his deep passion and love for all things French. Valiantly waves his anti-Maga, anti-Putin flag. Then when we need him to stop chasing cam girls and apply his skills, he suddenly doesn't have time. For shame. For shame. It's ONLY 105 minutes long.
  3. Hell, I'll settle for no field logo tackles and 50% fewer dropped balls.
  4. Not everyone and he has equal CFP appearances is 145-37 and a national championship appearance. Cignetti is also the only coach to start 10-0 for 2 different teams. The 3 national championships between Day and Smart were neglected in that comparison time frame, oddly. No, it was nothing like an aggie poster at all picking a very specific time frame for comparison and ignoring some important facts.
  5. Agreed. Tell the Sark fanbois.
  6. You can't use 3 years of a coach's career to determine success when 2 of those were the best of his entire career. That's 100% aggie bullshit.
  7. These numbers for Sark are very inaccurate. He's 6-6 in bowls alone for his career. 2021 - Ls to unranked Arkansas, Iowa State, Kansas, West Virginia. (4 UR Losses) 2021 - Ls to top 25 Baylor, Kansas State (2 top 25 loses) 2021 - L to top 10 Oklahoma (1 top 10 loss) (Zero top 25 or top 10 wins) 2022 L to unranked Texas Tech (5 UR losses at Texas) L to top 25 Oklahoma State, Washington (4 top 25 losses at Texas) L to top 10 Alabama, TCU (3 top 10 losses at Texas) W top 25 Kansas State (1 top 10 win at Texas) 2023 L to top 25 Oklahoma (5 top 25 losses at Texas) L to Washington (4 top 10 losses at Texas) Won top 25 Kansas, Kansas State, Oklahoma State (3-5 vs top 25 while at Texas, 1-4 vs top 10 at Texas) 2024 Lost to top 10 Georgia (x2), OSU (3 top 10 Ls) Won top 25 Oklahoma, Vandy, Aggie W top 10 Michigan and Arizona State (6-5 vs top 25 while at Texas) (3-7 vs top 10 while at Texas) 2025 L to UR Florida (5 UR losses while at Texas) L to top 10 OSU, Georgia W top 10 OU, Vandy, Aggie (7-9 vs top 10 while at Texas) (6-5 vs top 25 while at Texas) (13-14 vs ranked all while at Texas) (5 UR losses while at Texas) Want to call Sark elite, feel free in subjective terms to do so. Don't put forth fake numbers to support your shitty position.
  8. I dunno, might want to save a little room for Jamaal Charles he seems like he's not bad. Also there are a few players on D, the OL and I think that freshman QB McCoy might be worth a dollar or two. Dude, Jesus this thought experiment mad me sad, thanks.
  9. You should take your sarcasm meter in for repair. It's broken.
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