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Biff Tannen

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Everything posted by Biff Tannen

  1. It’s the same on the political side. Stupid people with low self esteem.
  2. On tv the whores were punching!
  3. This should be front page news all over the world. BBC, Reuters, NYT, all of them.
  4. I’ve been saying this forever. But too many Longhorn fans just don’t see it. If we win, we were supposed to. If they win, it’s a national embarrassment.
  5. I’ve been saying this all season, but I have to think it’s just that college kids aren’t good enough to do it successfully. Sort of like how college baseball kids have trouble with the curveball.
  6. If we don’t score 50+ I will actually be upset. Sark needs to live up to the all gas standard.
  7. Yea. It is Livingston
  8. We don’t do that now.
  9. No doubt in my mind
  10. The Mizzou o line makes our o line look downright competent.
  11. Wisner was averaging like 6 yards a carry in the first two series and we still went to pass only for some reason.
  12. This is on my list
  13. I feel like stassney had a psychotic break sometime after Biden lost.
  14. Any coach who wears a visor is a bitch.
  15. I was saying boo-urns
  16. I’m pretty upset they never got to try this venture. Over under on how long they lasted before being brutally murdered would be like 1.5 hours.
  17. This may be my favorite part of the simulation so far. Really excited to see when the magats get their Fox News talking points about it.
  18. I’ve done that at a surly tailgate before. It’s not that hard.
  19. From voting? Approximately 99.9% of the time. Unless you mean Republicans, who routinely get caught fraudulently voting.
  20. So which is he? A communist or a fascist dictator?
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