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You don't know me

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  1. You need this: ETA: I'm taking it back. I thought you said that to your wife. I'm stupid.
  2. And development. It's amazing how hitters become worse once they get here, and better once they leave.
  3. Sandman, happy belated birthday. We share birthdays. Unfortunately, my mom passed way last Sunday. She lived in Webster and one of my sisters lives in League City. I tried to call her on Sunday around noon. I figured that she didn't answer because she was wrapping things up at church and would call me later. The call that I got later was from my other sister Sunday evening telling me that something was wrong. My sister in League City was at my mom's place and couldn't get in. The called the police and they busted the door down and found my mom, still in her pajamas passed away. It has been a horrible week. I have never felt that level of pain. When my dad passed away about 6 years ago, it hurt, but this was a completely different level of loss. I thought that I had another 10 years with her. I called my mom at least twice a week for most of my adult life. She was the sweetest, kindest woman I ever knew. I seriously never heard say anything bad about anyone. She forgave people that did her wrong, some who did horrible things to her. We drove down from Missouri to Houston and spent the week taking care of everything. It was a long week. I am a mama's boy and wear it proudly.
  4. I know it's late and you have probably found a solution, but you can use the match function on multiple columns. =MATCH(1,(A2=Sheet2!$A$2:$A$1001)*(B2=Sheet2!$B$2:$B$1001)*(C2=Sheet2!$C$2:$C$1001),0) In this formula, I am returning the row number of the array on Sheet2 that has a match in all 3 columns. After running this formula, I would sort all of the data on column D (the column in which I ran this formula) and then delete the rows that returned an error.
  5. damn.... that really sucks.
  6. He was so much better when he was hitting the gaps and going the other way hitting doubles. Then he got on the launch angle and exit velocity kick, hit some home runs, and now that's all he tries to do.
  7. Did you keep backing up to make sure you popped them all?
  8. I swear, I have never been to South Dakota.
  9. I hit (actually, it hit me) a deer a few months back. It was pretty young, not much taller than my front bumper. No damage to the truck, but there was quite a bit of hair on my bumper and the valance beneath it. I was following the wife on a 2 lane highway, going about 55, when it ran right between the vehicles. Wife didn't even know that I had hit anything.
  10. Huh... I always thought "prison wife" was something completely different.
  11. Well, there is another option. See NowThis.
  12. Stuck with him for another year too. One more year guaranteed and then the club options kick in.
  13. No disrespect to the Orientals, right? I have heard that they can be very surprising.
  14. People that do not understand how traffic circles (or roundabouts for you cultured fucks) work. I am referring to the people that will stop in the circle to let someone enter it. Then there is the other end of the spectrum with the morons that don't yield to people in the circle and just haul ass into it.
  15. He said "best", not "bestest".
  16. This team's offense has been shitty for the last 3 years. It comes a no surprise to me that they can't hit now.
  17. Surely there has to be a person that looks at load height and clearance on routes. It's not entirely on the engineer, right?
  18. Who would have thought that Waino would be the ace of this staff this year?
  19. How do they even know what mush mouth really said?
  20. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/197811260chi.htm I was 9 years old. What sticks out is that I saw Walter Payton play in person and it was cold.
  21. I have a friend named Gil that works in Kuwait. When he gets his coffee every morning he takes a picture of the name they put on the cup. It's rarely correct.
  22. How attractive is his girlfriend? A lot less every single day. Edit: I quoted the wrong post, but it works for both.
  23. You: Yes I am. 2 for 2.
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