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You don't know me

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  1. Shit, he drove the green on that one.
  2. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that neither Markakis nor Freeman will be in the lineup tonight.
  3. He is no Jack Buck.
  4. As an STL fan I fully support your position, although he is better than Berman.
  5. What I got out of that is that your ex used to actually throw her used drink containers in the trash.
  6. I am stuck listening to the ESPN radio broadcast. I can't get KMOX very well at night and I am at my kid's football practice. As bad as Berman is on TV, he is much worse on radio. It takes the next pitch for him to say what happened on the previous one.
  7. I see your point, especially the first one, but I hate voice mail. I'd prefer that they email me rather than leaving a voice mail after I miss their call.
  8. Yeah, the first day on the job I'd need an extra pair of pants. Edit: Looks like an old man trying to send soup back in deli.
  9. Give him his own forum that he can't venture out from. Kind of like a caged animal.
  10. That's also a lot of liability to take on if you actually let him do things and interact with the public.
  11. A surl that owns his own business needs to hire Hamm but give him no authority or responsibility. That way we can get our fix, kind of like Dirtbike. Although Dirtbike actually has responsibilities and is probably quite a bit more stable than Hamm is.
  12. When I lived in Texas, even as a young teenager, I suspected that the Constable program was just a racket. I see my suspicions were warranted.
  13. They probably could, but then what would all those poor public servant Constable and Deputy Constables do?
  14. Hits close to 1977-80 home. We used to go to that mall when I was a kid living in Hoffman Estates.
  15. Larry the Cable Guy has fallen on hard times.
  16. I'm sure that this has all been hashed out and it's not funny, but oh well... When was EJ delivering pizzas or sandwiches? Was it in his youth, or was it after having been fired from every other job that he has had? I think most of us have had jobs that were fairly menial in nature. One of my first jobs as a teenager was working at the snack bar in Target. And, yes, I used to refer to myself as the snack bar boy, but that's been decades ago. I also used to clean shitters when I was in the military, so I guess I am also the shitter boy. Holy shit, I am old.
  17. It's apparently a Jeep thing and we just wouldn't understand.
  18. You are supposed fill your divot.
  19. I pulled into the QT parking log this morning and on the ground there are probably a few dozen cigarette butts. Some jackass just dumped his ashtray there.
  20. Well, the lady does say that the reason that she and her cousin can't be in the incestuous relationship is because she's married, not because it's incestuous.
  21. I was on 183 getting onto 35S heading to work when I heard about it on the radio. Office was just maybe a half mile away at that point. When I got there, we all gathered around the TV in stunned silence. Later that same day, I met my wife at her OB GYN and we got confirmation that she was pregnant with our first child.
  22. Your wife is cheating on you.
  23. Or maybe he's trying to look like shit. Look at me, I'm just a poor high school football coach, barely getting by. I can't even afford to get haircut.
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